From YNL, who tagged me so subtly I didn’t even notice. Ironically, she tagged me by submitting the tag in my collection of words the other day with the word “tag”, and it won her cookies and a book! I don’t think tagging someone for a meme has ever reaped such a fruitful reward. Anyway, onward.
What were you doing five years ago?
May 2003. Let’s see. I was working in my last job, and probably hating the bejesus out of it. Actually, I just looked it up on my calendar. I had a staff meeting (which was probably completely pointless and I probably stared evil death-hate stares into the face of my boss while she prattled on about all the things she was supposed to do but would be passing off to me). I also apparently had a “Task Force” meeting, which was probably just a duplication of the staff meeting but with different people. I also apparently needed to go pick up “poster board”. I don’t know what that’s about.
What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order):
1. Finish this blog post
2. Edit the wedding footage from Mokie’s wedding (from, uh, three years ago).
3. Meet with infuriatingly stupid people all day
4. Drink some beers
5. Rock my fuckin’ eyeballs out playing Guitar Hero! Yeah, bitches! You thought this was over with? This ain’t over with.
What are five snacks you enjoy?
Salted cashews
Bacon (yuh-huh bacon is so a snack)
Beer
Doritos
Nachos
What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?
Pay off all my debt (how boring is that?)
Invest in my 401k and IRA (wow, how exciting)
Diversify my portfolio (can it get anymore exciting)
Buy a nicer house, somewhere near the water (I guess that’s kind of interesting but not really)
A mountain of hookers and blow
What are five of your bad habits?
I don’t really have any bad habits, but here are five things I do that irritate people
Be too awesome
Too hilarious, sometimes to the point of injuring others
People want to be me, and that’s not possible, so they get mad
I have a pretty spectacular set of reproductive organs, making many people jealous and/or weak in the knees
The combination of the four things above can kill
What are five places where you have lived?
Catonsville
Charles Village
Glen Burnie
That’s it.
What are five jobs you have had?
Record Store Snob
Lifeguard/baby poop cleaner upper (no diapers in the pool, shitty parents! yes, that means you too.)
Anti-violence activist (seriously)
Lawnmower (I mean, I wasn’t actually the machine that cuts the grass, but my job was to mow lawns)
My current job
Hey, that was pretty exciting, was it not? No? It wasn’t? Yeah. I’m bad at memes.
What record store? Tell it wasn’t record & Tape traders…..
I find it ironic such a clearly angry person could have been an anti-violence activist. I haven’t done a meme in awhile, I might steal this one.
It’s Friday…my brain is fried…so rather than come up with my own quip…I simply secnd Antonio.
Yes, actually, tagging people for a meme usually just gets me vilified, which is all that I was really expecting. Guess I’ll have to get me some vilification elsewhere…
Na-aaah, bacon is not a snack! Now whipped cream sprayed directly into your mouth. THAT’S a snack!