This year’s haul

Hotel Swag

Items of note:

The Book of Mormon (score!)
Popcorn
1 “Do Not Disturb” sign (a record low)

Last year’s stuff.

Answers to your questions on Monday, and maybe Tuesday too. And also possibly Wednesday.

9 Responses to “This year’s haul”


  1. 1 Jess

    Are there any shower caps in the pile? I need some new shower caps.

    So what do you do with all the bibles? You must have a nice collection by now…

  2. 2 anonymouscoworker

    Jess- One shower cap, lower right section, little square box beneath the stirrers and creamers for coffee and about the blue and white tubes of soap and shampoo. Though I also have quite a few shower caps at home as well. I’ll trade you shower caps for a signed copy of your book. What do you say?

    Also, the bibles are for a secret project.

  3. 3 Lori

    Oh, I can’t WAIT for that Secret Project!

  4. 4 ThreadedClown

    That looks to be some seriously fine booty. One question, though: what’s up with the La Fresh make-up remover?

  5. 5 Stick

    Wanna hear something funny? Last week, I stole condoms from one of the hotels in China, and as I went to check out, they called Housekeeping to make a quick sweep of the crime scene to see if there was anything missing and I got busted. 4 Euros. Believe that?

  6. 6 grammy

    That’s why those Gideons were looking for you, to, as they said “pop a cap in your ass, yo.”

  7. 7 Poppy

    Oh, how I’ve missed you. NICE HAUL!

    (That feels dirty, like I just told you that you have a nice ass. Totally not what I meant.)

  8. 8 Susan

    What no towels? Come on…your an amature if you don’t take the towels.

  9. 9 Shieldmaiden96

    Confession time: I once stayed at the Hilton in Philadelphia down by the waterfront and I liked their toiletries so much I grabbed a handful off the maid’s cart on my way out.
    Sue me. The soap smelled like lemons and sunshine.

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