Items of note:
The Book of Mormon (score!)
Popcorn
1 “Do Not Disturb” sign (a record low)
Answers to your questions on Monday, and maybe Tuesday too. And also possibly Wednesday.
Items of note:
The Book of Mormon (score!)
Popcorn
1 “Do Not Disturb” sign (a record low)
Answers to your questions on Monday, and maybe Tuesday too. And also possibly Wednesday.
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Are there any shower caps in the pile? I need some new shower caps.
So what do you do with all the bibles? You must have a nice collection by now…
Jess- One shower cap, lower right section, little square box beneath the stirrers and creamers for coffee and about the blue and white tubes of soap and shampoo. Though I also have quite a few shower caps at home as well. I’ll trade you shower caps for a signed copy of your book. What do you say?
Also, the bibles are for a secret project.
Oh, I can’t WAIT for that Secret Project!
That looks to be some seriously fine booty. One question, though: what’s up with the La Fresh make-up remover?
Wanna hear something funny? Last week, I stole condoms from one of the hotels in China, and as I went to check out, they called Housekeeping to make a quick sweep of the crime scene to see if there was anything missing and I got busted. 4 Euros. Believe that?
That’s why those Gideons were looking for you, to, as they said “pop a cap in your ass, yo.”
Oh, how I’ve missed you. NICE HAUL!
(That feels dirty, like I just told you that you have a nice ass. Totally not what I meant.)
What no towels? Come on…your an amature if you don’t take the towels.
Confession time: I once stayed at the Hilton in Philadelphia down by the waterfront and I liked their toiletries so much I grabbed a handful off the maid’s cart on my way out.
Sue me. The soap smelled like lemons and sunshine.