Comments on: I’m certainly not fucking him, but I am his biggest fan

By: your neighborhood librarian

your neighborhood librarian — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:57:37 +0000

Pandora: If sarah silverman beats up my husband, do I get to fuck sarah silverman? As a hypothetical.

jwer — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:49:10 +0000

Me, I prefer Jason Statham.

PandoraWilde — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:03:53 +0000

Oh, no, Sarah Silverman’s gonna come beat all your asses now.

I’m taking the easy way out and stealing Ben Affleck from Jimmy Kimmel instead.

Anonymous Coworker — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:40:48 +0000

Poppy- I’m not lusting after him. I just happen to look like I am. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Lori- Well, he certainly seems to get around.

Shieldmaiden- I don’t know, I was in the mood for something really dumb.

YNL- Ok, now this is just becoming unhygienic.

Matt- I bet he’s got one warm tailpipe.

Matt — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:09:58 +0000

I’m ass-pounding Optimus Prime! So, Nyaah!

your neighborhood librarian — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:59:55 +0000

Reassure Mrs. ACW that you can’t have him - Mr. Librarian is totally fucking Matt Damon.

Shieldmaiden96 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:38:39 +0000

I was subjected to Transformers on Saturday night; you made out better with the ones you picked.

Lori — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:17:53 +0000

Hey, I’m fucking Matt Damon, as well.

Poppy — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:46:39 +0000

Re your man lust: That’s hot.
Re I’m fucking Matt Damon: Me too.