Literally.
Suck it you soul-burdened paupers!
(Apparently my friend has been shopping this check around his workplace since halfway through March with no takers. He offered it to me and after declining, my younger brother reminded me I was an atheist. So I says, “Oh yeah! Gimme that check.” I am off to cash it now.
I am willing to sell my soul to anyone else who wants it. You can all fight over rightful ownership during the apocalypse.)
Really. What’s he gonna do with a soul? Mantlepiece?
Cool. Can I have your soul? I’ll make you my Minion.
Oh wait…..I already own someone’s soul and he is my minion. Besides, Mrs. ACW probably owns yours, anyhow—The Simpson’s demonstrated this in Treehouse of Horror IV. Forbidden Soul Dough nut episode!
thought this was appropriate
ACW says: T-dizzle- I internetted it for you.
What shall we start the bidding at?
I bid one box of beef Hot Pockets.
I can’t believe you sold your soul for a paltry five clams. I’d have paid a lot more than that. Like, six-fifty easy.
This means you can do anything you want…you’re already damned. Sweet!
What are you going to do with your new found riches?
I want to see the look on the face of the bank employee that processes that cheque! I know *I’d* get a kick out of it but some folks just don’t have a sense of humour.
A friend of mine once paid me for some consulting work with a check that said “hot gay sex” in the memo field… I went ahead and deposited that through the ATM…
jwer- I write stuff like that on all the checks I give to people. It’s not uncommon to get a check from me that says something like, “magnificent blowjob” or “15-inch black-rubber dildo” or “a mountain of pornography”.
Uhh I can vouch for ACW’s last statement, seeing as how I have received all of those notes on checks he has written me. Even the check he wrote as my wedding present said something like, “milking my prostate,” and “oh yeah hope you have a great life and make a few babies.”
Kmart- Eww you perv. I gave you cash. You must just want me to milk your prostate.