Literally.
Suck it you soul-burdened paupers!
(Apparently my friend has been shopping this check around his workplace since halfway through March with no takers. He offered it to me and after declining, my younger brother reminded me I was an atheist. So I says, “Oh yeah! Gimme that check.” I am off to cash it now.
I am willing to sell my soul to anyone else who wants it. You can all fight over rightful ownership during the apocalypse.)
