AnonymousCoworker

5 Responses to “Whimsy 1”

1. 1 jwer
   Mar 5th, 2008 at 10:09 am

   When the hairy dude slapped that woman for not knowing about Pitchfork, I very nearly lost it.

2. 2 missmargo
   Mar 5th, 2008 at 11:32 am

   I’m thinking, record stores could cut costs and compete with Itunes by hiring temporary “vacation workers” like myself who have built up rage, angst and bitterness at their “real” job. We would bring legitimate attitude to the stool behind the counter. It would be a shopping experience as well as performance art.

   Man, I’d love to sit around all day, capping Garden State fans in the bathroom. Hell, maybe Zach Braff would come in and ask about Shins imports, and then I’d kick him in the shins. Yeah. Fuck yeah! Way more fun than sittin’ on the beach drinkin’ cocktails.

3. 3 S. Reed
   Mar 5th, 2008 at 11:46 am

   “Indie-tastic.” Awesome!

4. 4 Savage Bliss
   Mar 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am

   All it gave me were flashbacks to the douchebags that worked college radio with me.

   Years of my life squandered listening to people namedrop obscure 90s shite indie rock.

5. 5 Teary Eyed
   Mar 5th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

   Excuse me, I have to go Google Pitchfork.