Comments on: The cats don’t sit still long enough to keep my toes warm http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/ It's over! Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:17:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Krissyface http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9285 Krissyface Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:44:58 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9285 Wait, I always tuck my pants into my socks. I thought that was just because it looked cool. Wait, I always tuck my pants into my socks. I thought that was just because it looked cool.

]]> By: hellohahanarf http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9283 hellohahanarf Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:19:12 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9283 i also set my thermostat rather low. in the winter it is around 62 when i am home and 58 while i am at work. every night is a two dog night in this house! fortunately both dogs are large and like to snuggle. although, i have to admit, i do crank it up to 65 when i shower. hate stepping out into cold. i also set my thermostat rather low. in the winter it is around 62 when i am home and 58 while i am at work. every night is a two dog night in this house! fortunately both dogs are large and like to snuggle.

although, i have to admit, i do crank it up to 65 when i shower. hate stepping out into cold.

]]> By: bekah http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9280 bekah Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:25:30 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9280 I could never survive north of the I-10 line, because 62!?! Dear GOD that's freezing. Would you hate me if I say that our thermostat is set to a constant 76 for most the year? I could never survive north of the I-10 line, because
62!?! Dear GOD that’s freezing. Would you hate me if I say that our thermostat is set to a constant 76 for most the year?

]]> By: Lynne http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9279 Lynne Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:38:57 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9279 I would die of hypothermia if my thermostat was jammed at 62, I'm currently lounging at a toasty 73 and if ANYONE attempted to touch it I would bite their fingers off. I'll sacrifice anything but my warmth. I would die of hypothermia if my thermostat was jammed at 62, I’m currently lounging at a toasty 73 and if ANYONE attempted to touch it I would bite their fingers off.
I’ll sacrifice anything but my warmth.

]]> By: Lori http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9278 Lori Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:22:28 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9278 Man...I leave for the Philippines/Thailand in two weeks. I'll be on a beautiful beach sucking drinks out of a coconut in 87 degree weather shortly............ It can't come soon enough. Man…I leave for the Philippines/Thailand in two weeks. I’ll be on a beautiful beach sucking drinks out of a coconut in 87 degree weather shortly…………

It can’t come soon enough.

]]> By: diana http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9277 diana Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:48:11 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9277 Shit. I live in Minnesota where is is now a balmy 10 above zero...I keep the furnace at 63 degrees and everyone thinks I'm crazy for being so cheap. (Except for the ass-raping power company, of course) I figure I can either live in the house and freeze, or pay the ass-rapers what they want from my cardboard box...and freeze. Shit. I live in Minnesota where is is now a balmy 10 above zero…I keep the furnace at 63 degrees and everyone thinks I’m crazy for being so cheap. (Except for the ass-raping power company, of course) I figure I can either live in the house and freeze, or pay the ass-rapers what they want from my cardboard box…and freeze.

]]> By: Andrew G. http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9273 Andrew G. Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:38:36 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9273 I must say that I do the same thing sitting cross-legged and all. about the "assrape dollars and non-consensual-fisting cents," I couldn't read much farther without taking a moment to visualize that... I must say that I do the same thing sitting cross-legged and all. about the “assrape dollars and non-consensual-fisting cents,” I couldn’t read much farther without taking a moment to visualize that…

]]> By: PandoraWilde http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9271 PandoraWilde Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:55:08 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9271 We happen to be well-stocked in cats right now--I can offer you a bargain on an unspayed female who's likely knocked up already. Interested? She's awfully cute! First picture on my most recent blog post. We happen to be well-stocked in cats right now–I can offer you a bargain on an unspayed female who’s likely knocked up already. Interested? She’s awfully cute! First picture on my most recent blog post.

]]> By: whall http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9269 whall Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:58:11 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9269 Me and my daughter like it cold - my wife and son like it warm. It's a constant battle. So I moved the thermostat into the attic, where it's always very very hot. Me and my daughter like it cold - my wife and son like it warm. It’s a constant battle.

So I moved the thermostat into the attic, where it’s always very very hot.

]]> By: thephoenixnyc http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9268 thephoenixnyc Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:18:13 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9268 If you were smart you would light saber open a banta beast and slip inside. If you were smart you would light saber open a banta beast and slip inside.

]]> By: Caroline http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9267 Caroline Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:15:29 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9267 OMG. I would lurve, lurve, lurve me some 62 degree weather. I realize I am guilty of being stupid enough to live where it gets really, really cold out in the winter but I will NOT brag about my hardy stock. Because truly? It sucks. I grew up in an old house with drafty windows, cold floors, and wood heat. Ack. And the assrape dollars and non-consensual-fisting cents?? Is there a numismatist in the house to tell us how much THOSE are worth? OMG. I would lurve, lurve, lurve me some 62 degree weather. I realize I am guilty of being stupid enough to live where it gets really, really cold out in the winter but I will NOT brag about my hardy stock. Because truly? It sucks. I grew up in an old house with drafty windows, cold floors, and wood heat. Ack. And the assrape dollars and non-consensual-fisting cents?? Is there a numismatist in the house to tell us how much THOSE are worth?

]]> By: SunSpotBaby http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9264 SunSpotBaby Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:47:33 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9264 Wow, Lori - you and have live by the same numbers!! Since I am living my own "personal" summers these days, I was doing pretty good, but these last months have been more than even I can take. I bought one of those parabolic heat lamps (at Costco) that aims its heat right at you at 1/3 the cost of an electric heater, and it is so toasty that sometimes I don't even get out of my easy chair to go to bed!! I just stay there all night. With a couple of cats piled on top of me soaking up the heat too... Wow, Lori - you and have live by the same numbers!!

Since I am living my own “personal” summers these days, I was doing pretty good, but these last months have been more than even I can take. I bought one of those parabolic heat lamps (at Costco) that aims its heat right at you at 1/3 the cost of an electric heater, and it is so toasty that sometimes I don’t even get out of my easy chair to go to bed!! I just stay there all night. With a couple of cats piled on top of me soaking up the heat too…

]]> By: Matt http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9263 Matt Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:42:45 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9263 I agree with Aliecat. Thank you for acknowledging our complete and utter awesomeness (except I live in Minnesota and we don't have a mid-Atlantic Seaboard. If we did, though, all the hicks up here wouldn't have the opportunity to drag a shack out to the middle of some frozen swamp to catch carp and call it a sport... but I digress...) And the "assrape dollars and non-consensual-fisting cents"... wow. You mean you have to pay with California state quarters? I agree with Aliecat. Thank you for acknowledging our complete and utter awesomeness (except I live in Minnesota and we don’t have a mid-Atlantic Seaboard. If we did, though, all the hicks up here wouldn’t have the opportunity to drag a shack out to the middle of some frozen swamp to catch carp and call it a sport… but I digress…)

And the “assrape dollars and non-consensual-fisting cents”… wow. You mean you have to pay with California state quarters?

]]> By: Lori http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9262 Lori Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:27:24 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9262 Man...All of you are pussies. I set my thermostat to 55 during the day when I'm out, 62 when I'm home and 55 while I sleep. I'm STILL getting assraped by BG$E That must be the reason I constantly wake up with a cat or two underneath the covers..... Man…All of you are pussies. I set my thermostat to 55 during the day when I’m out, 62 when I’m home and 55 while I sleep. I’m STILL getting assraped by BG$E

That must be the reason I constantly wake up with a cat or two underneath the covers…..

]]> By: Andymon http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9261 Andymon Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:30:38 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9261 I got a mild case of frostbite in 1993 when my radiators all conked out one by one because they hadn't been bled in awhile. To this day I get chilblaines from it every fall. But "it's a fact that the whole world knows That pobbles are happier without their toes" I got a mild case of frostbite in 1993 when my radiators all conked out one by one because they hadn’t been bled in awhile. To this day I get chilblaines from it every fall. But

“it’s a fact that the whole world knows
That pobbles are happier without their toes”

]]> By: jwer http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9260 jwer Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:22:36 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9260 You could just set yourself on fire... Also, 62?!? What are you, MADE OF MONEY??? Mine's set at 60, you pussy! Of course, my rage keeps me warm. That, and my fat. You could just set yourself on fire…

Also, 62?!? What are you, MADE OF MONEY??? Mine’s set at 60, you pussy!

Of course, my rage keeps me warm. That, and my fat.

]]> By: Teary Eyed http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9259 Teary Eyed Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:20:57 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9259 62 degrees is the dead of winter for us. Love, Dallas, TX 62 degrees is the dead of winter for us.
Love,
Dallas, TX

]]> By: Maven http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9258 Maven Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:33:17 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9258 I'm sorry... did you say anything after <i>“You owe us assrape dollars and non-consensual-fisting cents.”</i>? I love the imagery of that particular quantity of money... I’m sorry… did you say anything after “You owe us assrape dollars and non-consensual-fisting cents.”? I love the imagery of that particular quantity of money…

]]> By: missmargo http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9257 missmargo Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:17:17 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9257 I'm so sorry you're cold. Thanks for the laughs! I’m so sorry you’re cold.

Thanks for the laughs!

]]> By: Aliecat http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9256 Aliecat Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:56:28 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/20/the-cats-dont-sit-still-long-enough-to-keep-my-toes-warm/#comment-9256 That second comment was me, BTW. That second comment was me, BTW.

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