Comments on: Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/ It's over! Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:47:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Brent http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9134 Brent Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:12:05 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9134 I just saw "A History of Violence"! The last five minutes? I can give you quick sum up... Snape kills Dumbledore, because apparently Snape is a homophobe. Then Viggo Mortensen's character, Tom, reveals that his real name is not "Tom," or "Joey" (as Ed Harris' half-blind scarred guy keeps insisting--it turns out he had a head injury and thinks everyone is "Joey", referring to singer/dancer/actress Joey Heatherton). Viggo's character is, in fact, the enigmatic "Lulu Von Der Groot" and he and Snape are first cousins. In the very final scene, it is revealed that Lulu and Snape are also Masons and take their marching orders from a Secret Order that has commanded Tom/Joey/Lulu to once again have wild monkey sex on the steps with Maria Bello's character, which is something we can all be grateful for, regardless of orientation. I just saw “A History of Violence”! The last five minutes? I can give you quick sum up…

Snape kills Dumbledore, because apparently Snape is a homophobe. Then Viggo Mortensen’s character, Tom, reveals that his real name is not “Tom,” or “Joey” (as Ed Harris’ half-blind scarred guy keeps insisting–it turns out he had a head injury and thinks everyone is “Joey”, referring to singer/dancer/actress Joey Heatherton). Viggo’s character is, in fact, the enigmatic “Lulu Von Der Groot” and he and Snape are first cousins.

In the very final scene, it is revealed that Lulu and Snape are also Masons and take their marching orders from a Secret Order that has commanded Tom/Joey/Lulu to once again have wild monkey sex on the steps with Maria Bello’s character, which is something we can all be grateful for, regardless of orientation.

]]> By: sourpuss http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9111 sourpuss Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:10:35 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9111 I didn't mind The Return. It was slow going & not too terribly exciting, but not as horrible as I thought it would be. The Avengers, however, was a HUGE disappointment. I didn’t mind The Return. It was slow going & not too terribly exciting, but not as horrible as I thought it would be. The Avengers, however, was a HUGE disappointment.

]]> By: Jon http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9105 Jon Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:00:08 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9105 Actually I heard that that's how the movie ends: teddy bears and summoning satan and all that good stuff. Bit of a twist ending, I know, but pretty satisfying I hear. Ving Rames appears as the teddy bear and Steve Buscemi as satan. Actually I heard that that’s how the movie ends: teddy bears and summoning satan and all that good stuff. Bit of a twist ending, I know, but pretty satisfying I hear. Ving Rames appears as the teddy bear and Steve Buscemi as satan.

]]> By: miss kendra http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9104 miss kendra Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:01:43 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9104 why don't you have dvr? it's like $10 a month, and you could have paused that shit till you were safely back on the couch. just sayin. why don’t you have dvr? it’s like $10 a month, and you could have paused that shit till you were safely back on the couch.

just sayin.

]]> By: Andymon http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9103 Andymon Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:13:31 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9103 only if i can haz n00d scenez! only if i can haz n00d scenez!

]]> By: unusualpsycho http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9102 unusualpsycho Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:00:00 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2008/02/06/then-as-tears-of-bubbling-pitch-stream-down-my-face-my-dark-work-will-begin/#comment-9102 I challenge you, as an obvious fan of all movies, to watch Dogville with Nicole Kidmahn if you have not already. If you can withstand the tortue of some of the most mind numbing boring shit to ever destroy 3 hours of your life, the ending made it all worthwhile for me. It truly is an endurance test though that damn near caused me to fucking cry as I prayed that it rould one day end. I challenge you, as an obvious fan of all movies, to watch Dogville with Nicole Kidmahn if you have not already. If you can withstand the tortue of some of the most mind numbing boring shit to ever destroy 3 hours of your life, the ending made it all worthwhile for me. It truly is an endurance test though that damn near caused me to fucking cry as I prayed that it rould one day end.

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