Happy Birthday J-Shizzle! Lap dances all around!

May your belly be full of nog, your day be full of cheer, and your wallet be full of singles for stuffing into g-strings and banana-hammocks.

Merry Christmas from ACW, Mrs. ACW, Wookie, and Sherlock

fully nogged

11 Responses to “Happy Birthday J-Shizzle! Lap dances all around!”


  1. 1 Cham

    What are the specs on the Vitasoy nog product and is it any good? The rest of the stuff looks terrifying.

  2. 2 Kelley

    I went and bought eggnog. Australia doesn’t do eggnog well. Nay, Australians have no freaking idea what eggnog is supposed to be like. I expect it was similar to that monstrosity that you made the other day from the powdered stuff.

    Totally ruined my Christmas. Well perhaps that was a bit of an exaggeration, but I had to go and brush my teeth after wards and drink copious amounts of wine to dull the pain. Yeah that is my story and I am sticking to it….

    Merry Christmas!

  3. 3 Poppy

    Merry Christmas, ACW and the fam. :) :) <3

  4. 4 johnny dollar

    miller lite eggnog?

    and are those eggs nog-flavored? (that’s flavoUred for australians :D )

  5. 5 Gwenhwyfar

    Those had better be nog flavoured Miller lite, Mister.

  6. 6 emaleejayne

    Merry Christmas!

  7. 7 Shieldmaiden96

    Wow. We only have TWO kinds of nog round these parts. (Can’t count the Sugar Cookie Nog from the convenience store, which was disgusting.) But I did partake heartily, and per your instructions, we tried it with bourbon. While our aggregate Scrabble scores probably suffered as a result, we did enjoy it!
    Valuable nog-lesson learned though; I had just poured a glass when my pager went off for an ambulance call (this was alcohol-free, BTW) and I decided to just kick it back. Nuh uh. Drinking nog fast and then riding down 10 miles of bumpy backroad in an ambulance= much queasiness.

  8. 8 Savage Bliss

    The co-storage of nog and ice cream concerns me. Either all nog products are being frozen and consumed with a spoon (if this is a freezer), or someone is angling to drink some melty nog ice cream (if this is a fridge).

    Either which way, Happy Noggidays.

  9. 9 CruiserMel

    Merry Belated Christmas to the ACW clan. What exactly do you do after the holidays to get that cholestral back in check? I think I just OD’d from looking at the photo.

  10. 10 Harris Bloom

    So um, you like egg nog?

    btw - Tried lite-egg nog this year…wasn’t the same (as one I guess would expect) - no more of that.

    merry x-mas and happy new year

    rock on,

    aitch

  11. 11 missmargo

    I heard from a friend you were a nog enthusiast. I have a recipe for you for Winter White Russians (use egg nog & vanilla stoli not cream & reg vodka) and Egg Nog Bread.

    The bread freezes beautifully, and actually ages and cures in the freezer.

    Happy holidays!
    Miss Margo

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