Prepare yourselves for the coming Armageddon.
These flurries will surely rend souls from flesh and leave the region nothing less than a scarred and smoking crater, forsooth!
P.S. Even minuscule amounts of snow makes Marylanders idiots.
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Driving from Baltimore to Columbia sucked this morning. I can’t wait for the ride home!
People are so retarded when it snows. Especially when the shit ain’t stickin’ to the streets.
Dorks.
I have my hazard lights on in the parking lot as a pre-panic measure.
I love hearing stories of towns shutting down over 1 inch of snow. Here in Minneapolis, we’ve gotten around 9 inches (heh) in about 3 days and are forcasted for more by the weekend. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Bah. Wake me when the rapture comes.
People are fucking insane when shit starts falling from the clouds. I can’t wait to see how messed up my commute home is going to be.
Same here. Locals are fine with snow on the roads, but the Californians who moved up here are complete fucking retards if there’s anything on the roadway. Being stuck behind an H3 trudging along at 5 miles an hour in a light snow makes Homer something something….
I thought you weren’t talking to us until you unbitchified.
I’m moving to Maryland tomorrow.
(I’m probably lying.)
I invented snow.
Bliss- Subtle Simpson’s Halloween Treehouse of Terror Reference points to you: 26
And it came to pass in the year of our Lord 2007 that it took King Mob three hours to get into downtown DC this morning, and his wrath was great. So he smitith (smototh? smitten? smote? dammit) all the animals of the cubicals, and there was wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I want to know what people were using to wipe their asses BEFORE it started to snow. Because judging by the number of people in the Glen Burnie Costco this afternoon with cases of toilet paper in their carts — they’ve been using…leaves? The Yellow Pages?
P.S. The Glen Burnie Costco (or any Costco, for that matter) is hell even on a good day…forget going there when it snows.
What’s going on with that webcam? It’s dark. Jesus, can’t Towson afford some flood lights? I want to look at the snow!
They need an IR Illuminator on the camera. Duh.