Comments on: I haven’t even tasted it yet UPDATED

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:48:09 +0000

ACW - Have you heard of Crystal Egg Nog? It’s a local dairy here in California, but it is the most wonderful, orgasm-inducing nog in the world! Creamy, sweet with a bit of spice… I’m drooling just thinking about it. If I could figure a way to ship it to you, I would. Can you dry-ice package nog without compromising its nog-integrity?

By: Poppy

Poppy — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:15:57 +0000

I hope I wouldn’t be the first. At least let Mrs. ACW know first.

By: zenchick

zenchick — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:15:24 +0000

if you are blinded, I will help you across the street. If there is Miller Lite there.

By: Pand0raWilde

Pand0raWilde — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:10:31 +0000

Take heart, oh ACW! It can’t be this bad, now can it? Well, not unless you send it for soapmaking or leave it where it is til New Years’.

By: Anonymous Coworker

Anonymous Coworker — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:02:39 +0000

Alan- I’m mostly amused, but also a little scared. But mostly amused.

By: Alan

Alan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:44:09 +0000

ACW,

I work for a company that makes industrial handheld devices. I wrote an App so my kid can scan stuff and it says what he just scanned. I.e., “Can of Soup!”, “Carrots!”, “Soda!”.

I modified it this morning so that every once in a while, it says, “Big jar of poopy!” when he scans something. He thinks this is hilarious! I have to admit, it makes me chuckle.

The App uses a UPC database that I downloaded from the web. That’s where I got the Axelrod Nog UPCs from.

By: Anonymous Coworker

Anonymous Coworker — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:12:28 +0000

Cindy- Cannog is the devil’s underpants, and Colonial Custard is the only thing that can stop it.

Poppy- If I die, I swear you’ll be the first to know.

Bliss- If you felt like sending some, I’d be happy to have it.

Kendra- Ha!

Alan- I’ll keep my eyes open for it, but liquor stores around me are kind of limited, so we’ll see. Also, WTF? How’d you find all that info? I guess you probably just googled Axelrod Eggnog.

By: Alan

Alan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:29:51 +0000

Also, it’s got a UPC code assigned to Crowley that owns Axelrod, so it’s a real product, not a counterfeit.

0071700168420 CROWLEY FOODS, LLC 0032Z AXELROD EGG NOG NONFAT
0071700168413 CROWLEY FOODS, LLC 32.0Z CROWLEY NON FAT EGG NOG
0071700167614 CROWLEY FOODS, LLC 16 oz CROWLEY HOMO PINT
0071700166426 CROWLEY FOODS, LLC 32 0Z AXEL ROD EGG NOG

I’m not sure what the HOMO PINT is. Homogenized nog? Cream? Milk? Babies?

By: Alan

Alan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:13:39 +0000

Go to the liquor store and get some Pomche Caribe.

It’s kind of a cross between Nog and Baileys.

By: miss kendra

miss kendra — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:01:16 +0000

it’s the red-headed stepchild nog.

either you’ll give it the affection it sorely deserves, or you’ll discover why its parents hate it so.

By: Savage Bliss

Savage Bliss — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:44:12 +0000

http://compulsivec.wordpress.com/2006/11/22/oregon-chai...

It’s in our store here - let me know if you want me to send some.

By: Poppy

Poppy — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:11:08 +0000

Don’t die for your love of nog, please. When I finally do get to MD I still wanna visit you and the Mrs.

By: Cindy

Cindy — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:03:04 +0000

I got some Colonial Custard last night while shopping… My first experience with it, although I’m sure you’re familiar. It tastes like a delicious bowl of ice cream that someone has stirred to melt and poured into my glass. I also overheard someone in front of the nog display saying that canned nog was the only way to go and all other nogs pale in comparison. I beg to differ.