Comments on: Samhain, bitches! http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/ It's over! Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:06:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: hink http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8168 hink Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:49:08 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8168 Both of my pumpkins turned out weird. One wore a stern and disapproving glare, and the other seemed to judge my shortcomings by continuously shouting in Spanish what can only be loosely translated as "Sub-par! Sub-par!" I need a vacation I think. Both of my pumpkins turned out weird. One wore a stern and disapproving glare, and the other seemed to judge my shortcomings
by continuously shouting in Spanish what can only be loosely translated as “Sub-par! Sub-par!”

I need a vacation I think.

]]> By: zenchick http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8166 zenchick Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:35:41 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8166 "It was like trying to carve a turkey with a tampon." LMAO! (and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww) “It was like trying to carve a turkey with a tampon.”
LMAO! (and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

]]> By: Caroline http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8162 Caroline Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:01:06 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8162 I think your wife really meant to carve the Insane Clown Posse guy. At least, that's what you should tell the semi-stoned pizza delivery guy. He'll be impressed. I think your wife really meant to carve the Insane Clown Posse guy. At least, that’s what you should tell the semi-stoned pizza delivery guy. He’ll be impressed.

]]> By: Anonymous Coworker http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8160 Anonymous Coworker Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:49:04 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8160 Poppy- Thanks! Andrew- Thanks! I'll take that cookie now. emaleejayne- Thank you! mj- eff yes, they gets the garbage. antonio- That's because black people can't be trusted with knives. I mean, um... uh, that is... I meant "something not racist". Katie- Yes, if you know him, it's even funnier. Lori- Well then Happy Anniversary! jwer- I effing love that movie, if you couldn't tell. Danielle- Yeah right, I wish they were that smart. My beer drinking time would go WAY up. S. Reed- Let's see your designs! You've got a blog! Sourpuss- I always think of you when I post about the kitties. And yes, they are fatties. Valerie- That's Wookie, she's a diluted tortoise, or so I'm told. Stephanie- If I didn't have class, that would be a great plan. CBC- I will kill you if you touch my Jack Skellington pumpkin. Jess- Cool! Did you do Lock, Stock, or Barrel? Carol- I'm totally 1337. Thanks! Poppy- Thanks!

Andrew- Thanks! I’ll take that cookie now.

emaleejayne- Thank you!

mj- eff yes, they gets the garbage.

antonio- That’s because black people can’t be trusted with knives. I mean, um… uh, that is… I meant “something not racist”.

Katie- Yes, if you know him, it’s even funnier.

Lori- Well then Happy Anniversary!

jwer- I effing love that movie, if you couldn’t tell.

Danielle- Yeah right, I wish they were that smart. My beer drinking time would go WAY up.

S. Reed- Let’s see your designs! You’ve got a blog!

Sourpuss- I always think of you when I post about the kitties. And yes, they are fatties.

Valerie- That’s Wookie, she’s a diluted tortoise, or so I’m told.

Stephanie- If I didn’t have class, that would be a great plan.

CBC- I will kill you if you touch my Jack Skellington pumpkin.

Jess- Cool! Did you do Lock, Stock, or Barrel?

Carol- I’m totally 1337. Thanks!

]]> By: SassyAssy http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8159 SassyAssy Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:46:43 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8159 These rock! Especially fond of the Mr. Pumpkin Head. Looking forward to the stories of rude fat children. These rock! Especially fond of the Mr. Pumpkin Head. Looking forward to the stories of rude fat children.

]]> By: Carol http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8158 Carol Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:37:27 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8158 You are a mad pumpkin haxxor. VERY cool jack-o-lanterns. You are a mad pumpkin haxxor. VERY cool jack-o-lanterns.

]]> By: Jess http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8156 Jess Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:52:44 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8156 Love the pumpkins! I did Jack Skellington this year, too. We also did two of the Oogie Boogies. Someone down the block did two hands pulling apart an asscrack. I thought you might enjoy that one. Love the pumpkins! I did Jack Skellington this year, too. We also did two of the Oogie Boogies.

Someone down the block did two hands pulling apart an asscrack. I thought you might enjoy that one.

]]> By: Crunchy BC http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8155 Crunchy BC Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:01:30 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8155 You've inspired me...to go out and smash the pumpkins of people who are more creative than me (i.e. everyone). Also, if you haven't already seen this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jP6nYs9Il7c You’ve inspired me…to go out and smash the pumpkins of people who are more creative than me (i.e. everyone).

Also, if you haven’t already seen this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jP6nYs9Il7c

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8154 Stephanie Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:59:48 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8154 I would love to see a picture of someone drilling holes into a pumpkin. That is quite classic. I have to give you props for the carving. It's inpsiring, actually. Maybe to kick myself into gear, I'll carve some up next year. That was kind of a Halloween rhyme. Instead of giving out candy to kids, we're turning all our lights out tonight and going to a bar. Happy Halloween. I would love to see a picture of someone drilling holes into a pumpkin. That is quite classic.

I have to give you props for the carving. It’s inpsiring, actually. Maybe to kick myself into gear, I’ll carve some up next year. That was kind of a Halloween rhyme.

Instead of giving out candy to kids, we’re turning all our lights out tonight and going to a bar. Happy Halloween.

]]> By: Valerie http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8153 Valerie Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:56:20 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8153 Awesome jack-o-lanterns! I wanted to do that this year, but by the time I thought about it it was too late to enjoy them. LOVE Jack Skellington. Also, my cat Berta looks exactly like your cat (the patchy one, not the stripey one). Awesome jack-o-lanterns! I wanted to do that this year, but by the time I thought about it it was too late to enjoy them. LOVE Jack Skellington. Also, my cat Berta looks exactly like your cat (the patchy one, not the stripey one).

]]> By: sourpuss http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8151 sourpuss Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:28:06 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8151 My favourite is the Jack pumpkin. Good job! And, of course, I love that you added those pix of the kitties just for me. I know you know how much I like them. Thanks for that. Heh. They look really well fed (= plump!). My favourite is the Jack pumpkin. Good job! And, of course, I love that you added those pix of the kitties just for me. I know you know how much I like them. Thanks for that. Heh. They look really well fed (= plump!).

]]> By: S. Reed http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8150 S. Reed Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:54:48 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8150 Sweet jack o lanterns. The pumpkin shape is absolutely perfect for Jack. I love what you did with his mouth, too. I did a different kind of teeth design on my pumpkin this year and wish I had a tool like that for it. Sweet jack o lanterns. The pumpkin shape is absolutely perfect for Jack. I love what you did with his mouth, too. I did a different kind of teeth design on my pumpkin this year and wish I had a tool like that for it.

]]> By: danielle http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8149 danielle Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:32:43 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8149 Don't lie. Sherlock and Wookie carved all the pumpkins, while you and Mrs. ACW sat back and drank the Redstripe. They all look fabulous, especially Jack Skellington. Don’t lie. Sherlock and Wookie carved all the pumpkins, while you and Mrs. ACW sat back and drank the Redstripe. They all look fabulous, especially Jack Skellington.

]]> By: jwer http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8148 jwer Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:54:05 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8148 Loving the HSR pumpkin, but it is impossible to argue with the awesomeness that is The Pumpkin King. Loving the HSR pumpkin, but it is impossible to argue with the awesomeness that is The Pumpkin King.

]]> By: Lori http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8147 Lori Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:51:57 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8147 Halloween is my FAV holiday! Hubby & I were married the day before, celebrated our second anniversary yesterday. *I* have photos of the dead guy we made for our extremely creepy party held on Sat. Halloween is my FAV holiday! Hubby & I were married the day before, celebrated our second anniversary yesterday.

*I* have photos of the dead guy we made for our extremely creepy party held on Sat.

]]> By: Katie http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8145 Katie Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:38:46 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8145 So I just read last year's Halloween story and laughed so hard I cried. Mostly because I could picture Mokie saying that. I was really glad he came by my desk to see it (at the exact moment I was trying to call him), because I don't think I would've actually gotten any coherent thoughts out... Thanks, ACW! :) So I just read last year’s Halloween story and laughed so hard I cried. Mostly because I could picture Mokie saying that. I was really glad he came by my desk to see it (at the exact moment I was trying to call him), because I don’t think I would’ve actually gotten any coherent thoughts out…

Thanks, ACW! :)

]]> By: Antonio http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8143 Antonio Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:31:19 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8143 Nice pumpkins. Apparently the fact I've never carved pumpkins makes me something of an oddity. At least it did until my friend heard on the radio today "Black people don't carve pumpkins". Nice pumpkins. Apparently the fact I’ve never carved pumpkins makes me something of an oddity. At least it did until my friend heard on the radio today “Black people don’t carve pumpkins”.

]]> By: mokiejovis http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8141 mokiejovis Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:16:51 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8141 This year the only thing the greedy little bastards can expect is a 5lb bag of candy from last year full of the shitty tootsie pop gear. This year the only thing the greedy little bastards can expect is a 5lb bag of candy from last year full of the shitty tootsie pop gear.

]]> By: emaleejayne http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8140 emaleejayne Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:16:14 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8140 The pumpkins look awesome! Nice work! The pumpkins look awesome! Nice work!

]]> By: Poppy Cedes » Hi. :) http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8139 Poppy Cedes » Hi. :) Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:49:12 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/10/31/samhain-bitches/#comment-8139 [...] (Photo shamelessly stolen from ACW. [...] [...] (Photo shamelessly stolen from ACW. [...]

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