I can’t believe I’ve been blogging for three years. That is seriously retarded. I was reading through the archives the other day thinking, “Jesus, it’s all shit,” but also occasionally chuckling at something or other. I really don’t have any more thoughts on the subject than that, but would like to know if in those three years a particular post made you laugh.
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Too many of your posts make me laugh to pick just one. I can tell you that you have added many useful words to my vocabulary. Like “Prostitots”, for example. ;) So thanks for that!
Ohhh, That’s a good one. My fav, though: The “Google” Contest. That was fun as HELL.
Congrats on three years! I just had my one year anniversary under this name, but first started blogging about three years ago, too. What a long time to waste so much time. :-)
The google contest WAS a lot of fun. Plus I won some cookies out of it, so I’m particularly biased. Mmmm, I need to get me some more of those cookies!
Three years? That’s it?!? Newb. I’ve got crap dating back to 2001. That was back before I was using actual blogging software, ’cause at that point Blogger sucked more than… well, I’ll let you finish that comparision.
Happy 3rd year of wasting time and making us laugh.
Phpt. Three years. Kiss my ass. As for making me laugh? You wish.
(Congratulations, and yes, several times, loudly. Eff you.)
Leslie- My pleasure!
lori- Yes, well, we all know why you liked that one.
S. Reed- “What a long time to waste so much time. :-)” That’s almost exactly how I feel.
Andrew- Glad I could be of service.
Kevin Church- Eff yourself. Had I photoshop skilz like yours I wouldn’t need your site for my fill-in-the-talk-bubble chuckles. (Thanks!)
three years, eh?
who do i have to talk to about getting those back?
(kidding!
Dude, you won best anonymous blog *and* best zombie posts, I love ALL your stuff.
Cheers on three years! (Guinness raised at ya!)
As the Worlds Foremost Zomboligist, I would agree that 3 years is a lot of blogging. I’m going on my third year mehself.
Kendra- Oh snap!
Poppy- Why thank you! Guinness all around!
Wow. Three years. Congrats! All your posts make me laugh. I look forward to the daily comic relief. You really have a way with pointing out the idiocy of other people and absurdity of most daily situations. And I’ll also tell you that one of my knitting blogger friends found your blog through mine and also thinks you’re hilarious.
I don’t know that there has been one glaring post, but I too am glad for all the inventive R rated words you’ve added to my lexicon.
“penis holster” has to be my new favorite phrase because of you.
I laughed just now when you implied that you’re occasionally funny.
Ho ho! I crack myself up.
You always make me laugh. Three years. *Sigh* I am still a newbie.
Many of your posts crack me up but my fave was the audio post about how no one in the meeting reacted to you being drenched in water from the sink mishap
Congratulations!
My favorite post was the one about standing in line at Target behind the lady who was trying to return stuff that she didn’t have with her.
Thanks for all the great posts.
Well, I star things I like in google reader. And I’m pretty sparing with my starrage d-:
But your feed invariably has every other or at most every third post starred. It’s up there with Bash as my top-starred feeds d-:
I liked the YouTube video of Wookie :) But I’m a sucker for fuzzy kitties doing weird shit.
als- Thanks Doctor Z!
Danielle- Glad to be of service pointing out idiocy!
Jay- It’s just one of the many services I offer.
BJ- Penis holster is a good one. Glad you liked it.
Karla- Don’t you have a new baby to neglect?
ADW- We all had to start somewhere, but I’m glad I could make you laugh.
Glitzy- Wow. That was like, two and a half years ago. You’re old-school.
Dana- Thanks! That’s one of my favorites too, I think. I can’t take much credit for it though, because it was just me repeating what I saw.
Elliottcable- I didn’t realize Google was handing out gold stars now. I wonder how I can cash in on that? (Also, congrats on the Eagle Scout thing.)
Pand0ra- Heh. That was a pretty cool trick. She still goes after that business card like it’s going to be illegal tomorrow.
You are a genius with the wordsmithing. Plus, I always love the kitty posts and pictures.
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That came out wrong. the last bit was supposed to be:
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Argh! It won’t come out right. It’s supposed to say, “For Miss Kendra and Bliss.”
Now there’s an extra one.
:) Woot to three years! Would my blog even have 1/10th the necrophilia references as it would without you? ;)
Oh gawd, I couldn’t pick. I think I’ve been reading for a year or more, and they all make me laugh! But then I’m slutty like that. Never had a one-night stand, but I’ll laugh at anything.
Oh also, I like how you change your tag line every so often.
Holy shit. Congrats.
Speaking of shit… Yes, seriously, higher than the rim: UPDATED is why I added a link to this site on my blog Really, I’m not challenging you. cemented my love of all things ACW.
No. Not really.
But you’re on my Bl*groll.
And, I like cats.
Having only been reading for the last 6 months or so… I would say all the posts in the last 6 months made me laugh.
Time to browse the archives I guess.
Congrats on 3 years! I just reached 2 years myself. God, that IS retarded.
Jessica- HTML problems? Yikes. Regardless, thanks for the compliment.
Savage Bliss- I like to think I’m responsible for at LEAST 10% of all necrophilia-related internet traffic. Which reminds me: haven’t posted about that in a while… hmm…
Kate- Would you believe that changing the tag-line is one of my favorite things to do? Sometimes it’s music, sometimes it’s a movie, and sometimes it’s just some random piece of something or other. I like when people recognize the reference and point it out.
Gwen- Ha! I’m beginning to realize that some of my favorite posts are ones where I’m just describing a real-life situation. Thanks for continuing to read despite the shitty content. (cue rimshot)
Stick- Well a jet-setting man-about-the-world can only read so many blogs. I’m honored you read mine.
Mojotek- Browse away! But don’t complain when all you find is horrible unfunny tripe. (Also, congrats on 2 years!)
Happy Thirdiversary, yo!
I’m not usually one to comment, but I couldn’t resist mentioning the post that made me fall in love…The conversation you had with yourself when you got food poisoning. Pure genius!
Three years! Congrats on assaulting us with your sarcasm! Any particular one that was funny? Too many to count. But a few memorable ones: Ambassador for Jesus Christ, the Gingerbread House experience and anything w/ your cat’s poop.
You’re awesome.
I haven’t been reading your blog for three years, but I definitely recall the posts about the alarming poop and the stupid bitch who almost hit you in traffic because she lacks the requisite brain cells to navigate a vehicle properly.
But as a rule, you always make me laugh.
Keep going!
Congratulations on the three years… where has the time GONE??
Anything involving nog or zombies, I”m right there. Poop humor, too. I’m with LuLu, as a rule your posts normally make me laugh; however, the most recent post you did regarding you driving with some guys from work and each calling out certain foods as “CRAP” and then the guy in the back of the van calling out chitterlins and what have you and the african-american co-worker sweated him a bit before he yelled out “CRAP!!!” I have to tell you, that one has stuck with me for a while!
Pretty soon it’ll be “Nog Season!”
Pretty much anything about your cats.