Survey: Badass or Not Badass?

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37 Responses to “Survey: Badass or Not Badass?”


  1. 1 Savage Bliss

    Anything that might get highcentered on a speedbump is officially “not badass.”

  2. 2 CruiserMel

    Are you asking about the vehicle or you?

  3. 3 Savage Bliss

    I, of course, went the safe route, and directed my comment at both. ;)

  4. 4 Anonymous Coworker

    Savage Bliss- HA! However, it’s on hydraulics, so it only lowers for showing off purposes.

    CrusierMel- The vehicle, of course. It has been well-established that I am badass.

  5. 5 Alan

    Why does that guys head look like a bad Photoshop job?

  6. 6 johnny dollar

    the walken face is the ultimate badassery.

    the low-rider truck is somewhere between cool and stupid.

    i think it would be badass if they had applied the same efforts to a car or truck with fenders and or tailfins.

    as it is, meh.

  7. 7 mokiejovis

    Bad photoshop job!? I’ve never been so insulted in my life. That picture was in no way photoshopped.

    That’s a bad GIMP job.

  8. 8 Rusty

    The truck is badass if you’re Puerto Rican. You’re always badass if you’re Christopher Walken.

  9. 9 S. Reed

    Jesus Christ, man, you’re a giant! I was prepared for the truck to look small after seeing the first picture (with the parking lines for perspective), but you dwarf it. Get that pituitary gland checked out.

    And for what other purpose would you be pictured? Showing how sexy your ultra-slim flip-flops are?

  10. 10 kate1976

    In England we have a word for this. Naff.

  11. 11 Lori

    Is that…fer..like….real?

    aaandd…..you must have been shoppin’ at that their Target near that Glen Burnout Mall…….They always have weird car shows there.

  12. 12 stephanie

    Doesn’t the bottom of those things scrape the ground?

  13. 13 Anonymous Coworker

    S. Reed- Those flip flops are ultra-slim because they’re 5 years old.

  14. 14 Matt

    If it came with a cowbell, then it would be truly badass!

  15. 15 Cham

    Bad ass or not, I would not take that truck off road.

  16. 16 Poppy

    I voted retarded badass.

    That thing would be sooooooo trashed here.

  17. 17 ADW

    Not badass in any way.
    ACW = Badass
    Stupid lowrider truck in the parking lot = dumbass

  18. 18 Alan

    Mokie,

    I’m sorry!

    Why does that guy’s face look like the image was enhanced by the GNU Image Manipulation Program?

  19. 19 anger hangover

    I think Psycho Steve needs to get ready for the new King of Arcadia.

  20. 20 danielle

    Is it odd giant - midget picture week?

    Taking up 2 parking spaces even in the land of excessive parking lots = not badass.

  21. 21 Gwenhwyfar

    I always imagined you look like Christopher Walken.
    That reminds me of a really terrible joke….
    What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
    Christopher Walken.

  22. 22 Malnurtured Snay

    Wow, that’s silly.

  23. 23 Alex

    I’ve never understood the joy of obscenely lowered vehicles. Sorta badass nevertheless, until you try to drive it anywhere or put anything in the bed. Hell even when you inflate the air bags and jack that puppy up to driving level it probably still catches every speed bump in the parking lot.

  24. 24 NPR Junky

    ACW, isn’t that tfg’s car?

    And I really think that the Psycho Racin’ team had better use that truck. Really.

  25. 25 Mighty Dyckerson

    I assume he climbs in through the sunroof.

  26. 26 tfg

    My car? Never. Where’s the trademark keyed hood?

  27. 27 miss kendra

    NOT BADASS. NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

  28. 28 emaleejayne

    I second Miss Kendra on everything. Even the caps.

  29. 29 Broadsheet

    I see your low rider and raise you

  30. 30 Rustthepan

    Poor truck. If trucks have emotions, this one is one fucked up dude. Trucks are for 4-wheeling and hauling heavy stuff. This truck has had it’s balls cut off. I’m sad when I see a truck like this.

  31. 31 zenchick

    dude…you look totally metro in that picture.

  32. 32 MonkeyPants

    Truck: Lamer than a lame thing in Lametown.

    C. Walken’s face: Makes the truck even lamer than it would have been on its own.

  33. 33 johnny dollar

    ya’lls gotta reckagnize this:
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1413/702020858_2f9087c1e...
    now THAT is badass, totally riding the knife edge of dumbass.

  34. 34 DaMonkeyCode

    Well where I grew up in Ohio we called that kind of thing a Disco Sled, especially if it has a kicker speaker in the back.

    Of course it was the kind of place where I thought my sleeper Chevy Impala station wagon with the 454 big block was badass so…..

  35. 35 deanne

    Dude, you have grown since we last saw each other.

  36. 36 Andrew

    Not badass. Unique, yes. Eye-catching, yes. Slammed, you betcha. Badass? I don’t think so.

  37. 37 Karla

    You’re like 1000 times hotter than I imagined you to be.

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