Jesus Christ, man, you’re a giant! I was prepared for the truck to look small after seeing the first picture (with the parking lines for perspective), but you dwarf it. Get that pituitary gland checked out.
And for what other purpose would you be pictured? Showing how sexy your ultra-slim flip-flops are?
I always imagined you look like Christopher Walken.
That reminds me of a really terrible joke….
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
I’ve never understood the joy of obscenely lowered vehicles. Sorta badass nevertheless, until you try to drive it anywhere or put anything in the bed. Hell even when you inflate the air bags and jack that puppy up to driving level it probably still catches every speed bump in the parking lot.
Poor truck. If trucks have emotions, this one is one fucked up dude. Trucks are for 4-wheeling and hauling heavy stuff. This truck has had it’s balls cut off. I’m sad when I see a truck like this.
Anything that might get highcentered on a speedbump is officially “not badass.”
Are you asking about the vehicle or you?
I, of course, went the safe route, and directed my comment at both. ;)
Savage Bliss- HA! However, it’s on hydraulics, so it only lowers for showing off purposes.
CrusierMel- The vehicle, of course. It has been well-established that I am badass.
Why does that guys head look like a bad Photoshop job?
the walken face is the ultimate badassery.
the low-rider truck is somewhere between cool and stupid.
i think it would be badass if they had applied the same efforts to a car or truck with fenders and or tailfins.
as it is, meh.
Bad photoshop job!? I’ve never been so insulted in my life. That picture was in no way photoshopped.
That’s a bad GIMP job.
The truck is badass if you’re Puerto Rican. You’re always badass if you’re Christopher Walken.
Jesus Christ, man, you’re a giant! I was prepared for the truck to look small after seeing the first picture (with the parking lines for perspective), but you dwarf it. Get that pituitary gland checked out.
And for what other purpose would you be pictured? Showing how sexy your ultra-slim flip-flops are?
In England we have a word for this. Naff.
Is that…fer..like….real?
aaandd…..you must have been shoppin’ at that their Target near that Glen Burnout Mall…….They always have weird car shows there.
Doesn’t the bottom of those things scrape the ground?
S. Reed- Those flip flops are ultra-slim because they’re 5 years old.
If it came with a cowbell, then it would be truly badass!
Bad ass or not, I would not take that truck off road.
I voted retarded badass.
That thing would be sooooooo trashed here.
Not badass in any way.
ACW = Badass
Stupid lowrider truck in the parking lot = dumbass
Mokie,
I’m sorry!
Why does that guy’s face look like the image was enhanced by the GNU Image Manipulation Program?
I think Psycho Steve needs to get ready for the new King of Arcadia.
Is it odd giant - midget picture week?
Taking up 2 parking spaces even in the land of excessive parking lots = not badass.
I always imagined you look like Christopher Walken.
That reminds me of a really terrible joke….
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Wow, that’s silly.
I’ve never understood the joy of obscenely lowered vehicles. Sorta badass nevertheless, until you try to drive it anywhere or put anything in the bed. Hell even when you inflate the air bags and jack that puppy up to driving level it probably still catches every speed bump in the parking lot.
ACW, isn’t that tfg’s car?
And I really think that the Psycho Racin’ team had better use that truck. Really.
I assume he climbs in through the sunroof.
My car? Never. Where’s the trademark keyed hood?
NOT BADASS. NOT EVEN A LITTLE.
I second Miss Kendra on everything. Even the caps.
I see your low rider and raise you
Poor truck. If trucks have emotions, this one is one fucked up dude. Trucks are for 4-wheeling and hauling heavy stuff. This truck has had it’s balls cut off. I’m sad when I see a truck like this.
dude…you look totally metro in that picture.
Truck: Lamer than a lame thing in Lametown.
C. Walken’s face: Makes the truck even lamer than it would have been on its own.
ya’lls gotta reckagnize this:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1413/702020858_2f9087c1e...
now THAT is badass, totally riding the knife edge of dumbass.
Well where I grew up in Ohio we called that kind of thing a Disco Sled, especially if it has a kicker speaker in the back.
Of course it was the kind of place where I thought my sleeper Chevy Impala station wagon with the 454 big block was badass so…..
Dude, you have grown since we last saw each other.
Not badass. Unique, yes. Eye-catching, yes. Slammed, you betcha. Badass? I don’t think so.
You’re like 1000 times hotter than I imagined you to be.