I got a fucking 91 on my final. I pretty much have 36 boners right now, I’m so elated. I’m clown-punchingly happy.
Not only did I beat my previous highest exam score for this semester by 15 points (a 76 for the lazy among us), but I also scored 2 points higher than the class average. And because the homework points amounted to about 2 more exams, and because I did so well on the homework, I ended the semester with a solid B; 85%.
Fuck yes! I am so fucking happy! Coming from a background in English, this class was really hard. Last semester wasn’t too bad because we were learning about research methodology, and in the end my writing could support whatever argument I was trying to make. Granted, the style is much different, but being able to put two thoughts together in a single sentence goes a long way towards making things easier for the reader, and when the reader is issuing you a grade, making things easy on them is key.
However, this semester, there was no argument to be made. The answers were right or wrong. Sometimes (frequently) astoundingly wrong. I know I’m pretty much giving myself a reach-around by saying this, but I’m proud that I was able to transition from the sissified world of English, where everything is the right answer, to the black and white world of statistics, where rounding too early can fuck up an election.
Yes! I am the fucking balls!
[Congratulatory gifts for ACW can be purchased with the Amazon link to the right. Thanks. - The Management]
OOO first one to wish you congratulations. Virtual high five.
Congratulations, you math whiz you!
Nice work. I ain’t buyin’ you sheeit.
That was 91 out of a thousand, you moron! I can see you’ve learned nothing.
CAPS LOCK ON: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so the fucking balls!
Expect a gift, Sir.
Well done!! Try Population Statistics next - that nearly buried my ass in grad school. I had just the opposite experience. Going from a hard science background where every equation can be solved, and every variable can be quantified (if you can remember the right equation to use), to Business School where things like Economics and Accounting, have large grey areas, I was WAY more proud, and worked a LOT harder for the B I got in Econ, than the A I got in Thermodynamics.
Not just the balls- the dog’s balls. Which I keep in a jar, high up on the shelf.
Congrats! You should go out get out and get yourself something cold and smelly to have fun with! (put the shovel down- I meant a Yuengling.)
Congrats!
This calls for hummers all around!
Tits! I think it was Martin Luther that stated that “Reason is whore.” Obviously, Marty never met Reason’s slutty sister, Statisitics.
Fantastic! Great job! I guess the class must’ve been easier then you let on — statistics about zombies or some such, perhaps?
” I pretty much have 36 boners right now.”
You really ARE celebrating. What a lucky bunch of boys.
OOOOoooOoOoOoooOoOOoH NICE! Congrats, man. I’ll buy you a beer at the next happy hour, (provided it’s within city limits, biznatches)
I heard Stats is a real bitch and I’ll be going down that road to hell myself when I start school for Economics. Not looking forward to it.
Congratulations!!!
There is a 100% probability that I will be treating you to another deuce-deuce of Schlitz Malt Liquor. Maintaining sobriety is statistically not in your favor.
Congrats, but I really don’t need to know about your erections.
Kick ass seabass
now you can forget everything you learned because you probably won’t ever really need it! YAY!
Okay, I know that
a. I never read blogs anymore so I never comment, and
b. I’m a chick, and so I don’t have one of those things….
but doesn’t having 36 boners mean you have to have 36 penises?! (or at least more than one, likely some number divisible by 6?)
Oy.
I’m also curious about that one. Are they all of a normal size? Are they all located in your grional region? If so, how does one walk (comfortably) with 36 penises between one’s legs? If not, where are they? Can you actually sustain 36 erections at once?
Too many questions ACW. Too darned many.
Oh and congrats.
Elaine- Virtual High-Five return-five! Uh… virtually.
NPRJ- Thanks! And truly, it was that math that fucked me up.
jwer- You are a greedy bitch.
MD- Wait. What? Shit! I’m an idiot!
Poppy- You don’t need to get me a gift! That was just a joke! I appreciate the thought, though. :)
Broadsheet- Let’s see… should I take a class that kicked YOUR ass? I think not. And thanks.
Omega- I was halfway to the cemetery before you mentioned beer, so I decided to stop for some on the way.
Danielle- Thanks!
Andrew- I’d rather the sex-act than the car. Though, I could use that car to get a lot of sex-acts. Hmmm….
tfg- Tits, indeed! Statistics is a stone cold bitch.
Snay- Nope, it was just as hard as I let on, but I busted my ass for this last exam in order to get that A. ANd thanks!
CBC- Lucky like a fox! Um. That was stupid, what I said.
Lori- I’d be happy to help out if you need it. And thanks!
Angy Hangy- You always know just what I want! Thanks!
S. Reed- Thanks, and sorry about that. I was just excited. Like I am now. I have an erection RIGHT NOW.
Stephanie- Ha ha! Thanks!
Kendra- Unfortunately I’m almost sure I’ll need it. Thanks!
Zenchick- No, it doesn’t mean I have 36 penes (by the way, penes is the preferred nomenclature for more than one penis. Look it up), it just means that I’m so excited that if I DID have 36 penes, they would all be erect.
Gwen- You know, I hadn’t thought of ANY of those questions until you raised them. I’ll think twice before using such an expression in the future. And thanks!
The thought of you with ONE boner is appalling, much less 36 boners. But congratulations on the high test score! You’re way smarter than your girlish love of cats betrays.
Congratulations ACW. Great news.
36 boners? Makes you sound like an exotic Indian god-figure.
Great gobs of gorilla balls! Congrats on your grade… and those 36 boners!
Really? 36 boners? What, does it fold out like a blind person’s cane?
I am SO using the clown car comment IRL.
36 boners? I don’t know. I think a 91 deserves at least 40 boners. Am I right?