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18 Responses to “Statistics final today”

1. 1 Fex
   May 21st, 2007 at 12:51 pm

   Stats sucked! I’m so with you, dude…

2. 2 Poppy
   May 21st, 2007 at 1:03 pm

   Good luck! And remember:statistics so does not matter in real life. :D

3. 3 That other Lori
   May 21st, 2007 at 1:08 pm

   When you can use statistics to support your own agenda, then you’ve arrived!

4. 4 NPR Junky
   May 21st, 2007 at 1:17 pm

   Good luck, sir!

5. 5 Desk Job
   May 21st, 2007 at 2:25 pm

   Bass at my house… we can burn the stats book on the grill.

6. 6 danielle
   May 21st, 2007 at 3:08 pm

   I would so trade you statistics for the reasons I have been crying and drinking and full of self-pity, lately. At least you’re almost through it.

7. 7 Alex
   May 21st, 2007 at 4:35 pm

   Statistics was the only mathematics course that I did well in, probably because it had nothing to do with linear algebra or calculus. Good luck, regardless.

8. 8 The Phoenix
   May 21st, 2007 at 5:05 pm

   Ewwww. I stay away from that kind of stuff.

9. 9 Mighty Dyckerson
   May 21st, 2007 at 6:27 pm

   Odds of you passing your statistics final: 1 in 37

10. 10 Karla
    May 21st, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    I, for one, refuse to wait til after your stupid final to start crying and drinking. I’m doing it NOW.

11. 11 Elaine
    May 21st, 2007 at 8:11 pm

    70% of all statistics are made up.

12. 12 Alan
    May 21st, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    When I took Probability, one of the exams was pretty hard and I didn’t have time to finish the last problem.

    It was to calculate the probability of pulling one of your balls out of your sack fifty times in a row when you have blue-balls, that your ball is red, or some non-sense involving multiple sacks at some frat-boy party. Wait… Maybe that really happened and wasn’t the exam question, I don’t know… It’s not really germane anyway.

    So, like the smart-ass cat-porn lover I am, I quickly wrote, “50% — Either it will or it won’t.” in my blue book after the prof. announced that time was up.

    When I got the exam back, he gave me 0 points for the question and then took off an extra point for “Lack of creativity.” Bastard!

13. 13 Malnurtured Snay
    May 21st, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Good luck! All my finals are done with, and now I’m just waiting for my professors to put my final grades up!

14. 14 Kate
    May 22nd, 2007 at 12:42 am

    My sympathies, as I’m looking forward to advanced stats classes this summer and next fall. Oh, and I just finished up busting my ass harder than I’ve ever busted it for a useless, worthless, waste-of-my-money class that ruined my 4.0 with a FREAKING B+. I can take some minuscule comfort in the fact that I virtually seared holes into the course evaluation, so scathing was my “feedback.”

    Excessive alcohol consumption definitely in order….

15. 15 Stick
    May 22nd, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    Hmm. I’m drinking too. What are the odds?

16. 16 mojotek
    May 22nd, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    Man, when does your semester end? I’ve been gadjee-ated for 3 weeks now. I don’t know if I could have made it this long though. I think I would have cracked and started throwing feces at my prof during the final.

17. 17 tfg
    May 22nd, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    I’m thinking about a enrolling in a Master’s program this fall. I need to pick a bullshit major, so I don’t have to actually do anything like stats.

18. 18 Stephanie
    May 22nd, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    Um…someone stole my comment idea about the some odd percentage of statistics being made up. Blah. Blah, Blah, I have a compulsive need to comment even though I have nothing to say.

    GL on your final.

    That means GOOD LUCK.