tfg- Between the constant drinking and his age, I’m pretty sure that the lead has gone out of his pencil.

MonkeyPants- For the birds. The bread gets thrown out on the lawn for the birds.

“I’m in the mood tonight.”
“OK, I’ll go put on my Depends thongs.”
“Forget that–let’s make sweet whoopee right now.”
“Ahhhh, my hip, my hip. “

Broadsheet- I wasn’t going to pout it into his sewer pipe, I was going to use it for the inevitable swarm around my house.

Lori- I’m not sure that Sevin Dust works inside, but we’ve had great results with it outside. For inside I suggest Terro.

Zak- Like I mentioned to Lori, it works better outside. Try Terro.

Hanmee- Much more so. We usually only have to apply twice per summer.

Danielle- I think the old-schoolers have no idea how much they can fuck shit up by pouring motor oil and gasoline on every problem. Clearly they aren’t aware that they’re creating a lake of napalm underground.

Stephanie- Tell me about it. Funny to see, not funny to live near.

Vespertine- Oh yeah, there’s the illegality of it too. Unfortunately, I’d have to give you his address for you to report him, and then you’d know my address. Rest assured that a few beers later he was as oblivious to the ant problem as he was to the fact that he used to have twice as much sewer pipe cover.

Kendra- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! They are unstoppable. They can only be slowed down for another year.

Monkey- Are YOU going to publish me? Because if not, you’re pretty much looking at my collection of short stories. ;)

If you don’t write a book, or at least a collection of short stories and get them published, I’m going to smack you.

Oh yeah… ants… bummer.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I`m an environmental lawyer, and I`d be happy to report his contaminant pushing, fish killing, polluter ass.