aLs:
“Hypothetical situation: In the middle of a zombie attack, your best friend gets scratched. You know that sometime in the next few hours or days, he is going to join the legion of the undead. Do you shoot him right away or after you ask him for his permission? If you shoot him right away, what’s your favorite color?”
Scratched? Unless some amount of blood or saliva infected the scratch, I doubt a scratch would be enough to turn a person into a zombie. This is not to say that I wouldn’t monitor my friend carefully for changes in health, but I’d be much less likely to kill immediately over a scratch as opposed to a bite. If my friend had been bitten I’d give them a gun with a single round, but I’d also make sure that they were equipped with anything else they’d need. We’d fight side by side until he could feel himself succumbing to zombosity and he took himself out, or if we were in the heat of battle and he went down, I’d make sure that he didn’t come back up. I hope that my friends would give me the same chance to keep fighting, but would be as wary of me as well.
Regardless of all that, my favorite color is still your mom.
Stephanie:
“No. It was Liono and Cheetara.”
Seriously? You think Cheetara would get with someone like Lion-o? Lion-o had a bigger god-complex than Bono and Scott Stapp’s love child could ever hope for. Though Lion-o still would have better hair. Cheetara was totally banging Panthro, whether you racists will admit it or not.
Ugly Toy:
“Nah, Liono just fancied Cheetara, he was always a little awkward when she was around… Panthro was definately hitting that though.
Is Jessica Rabbit hot? and is it wrong to find cartoons hot? If not, should you worry about your sexuality if you found Bugs Bunny hot when he dressed up as a girl bunny?”
Finally, someone who agrees with me. Don’t let the racists tell you otherwise! Just because they hate humanoid-bestiality miscegenation doesn’t mean we have to agree with them.
No, Jessica Rabbit was not hot. She was weird, and disproportionate, and odd-looking, and, well… cartoonish. Plus, I’ve never really fancied big boobs. And no I don’t think it’s wrong to find cartoons hot, but I think they should look a bit more human than Jessica Rabbit did. But hey, whatever twists your pickle is none of my business. Finally, no, I don’t think you should worry about your sexuality if you found Bugs Bunny hot when he was cross dressing, but I think you should probably stop dry-humping the mascots at Six Flags. Consent- dude, look it up.
Huw:
“Er… I’m pretty sure Tigra wasn’t interested in Cheetara if you get my drift. I mean, a whip?!
If you had to give up sleep or food (but could still function perfectly without), which would you forsake?”
Yes, Tygra was an effeminate, collar-popping nancy-
boytiger, and Cheetara preferred Panthro, because once you go panther, uh, you, uh, want to keep going back to panther. Or something.Anyway, if I were to have to give up food or sleep, I’d give up sleep. Can you imagine how much time I’d have? I’d add at least 33% more time to my life. Plus, I could eat on the go, no problem, and I’d still be able to sample the finest foods in the world. Nobody ever comes back from Beijing or Monaco or Buenos Aires and says, “Man, the sleep there was awesome,” but I’ll be damned if they don’t rave about the food. Unless they’re the typical American idiot who travels abroad and spends a day looking for McDonald’s. Speaking of, I’m still jonesing for some Walker’s crisps, so if any of you limey tea-drinkers wants to help me hook that up, I’d really appreciate it.
Robin:
“Are you this acerbic and grumpy in real life, or is it something you save for us - your bloggy buddies?
Perhaps you should check with Mrs. ACW, before giving a definitive answer.
Also, the Thunder Cats were too busy fighting the bad guys to get it on. Yes they were. YES THEY WERE! Now stop ruining my fond childhood memories.”
Am I this grumpy? It depends. Ask me about the government and it’ll probably get my hackles up. Otherwise, no, not really. I try to be as over the top as possible when telling my stories because they’re funnier that way. I think Mrs. ACW would agree that for the most part I’m pretty good-humored.
Also, yes, the Thundercats WERE doing it. Do you think they were just sitting around waiting for a half hour each week for you to tune in and see what they were up to? No, they were banging the bottoms out of each other. If I remember correctly they pretty much had a week-long orgy, breaking only on Wednesday nights for an all you can eat fried chicken buffet at Golden Corral, before getting back to a daisy chain of “hairballs” and snorting mountains of catnip. They were doing shit that would melt your face. They lived in a state of pure ecstasy and unlimited hedonism and debauchery. It’s what made their adventures so thrilling.
Stephanie:
“The older I get, the more I sexualize old cartoons.”
That’s GOT to make the Care Bears a little creepy.
I think we’re done with the Thundercats tangent. More laters.
