Savage Bliss:
“Panthro and Cheetara - were they doing it?”
You know they were. But the problem with Cheetara is that she’s too quick for her own good. He always got his, and she never got hers. I guess that’s like the curse of being TOO good at it. Or something. Wait. Have I been tricked in to talking about bestiality, or does it not count because they’re humanoids? Since they were cats, do you think they ever did it “doggy style” or would Panthro beg for the perverse pleasure of the missionary position because they were freaky-deaky animals anyway? Why do I suddenly have so many questions about the mating rituals of Thundercats? Does this bring new meaning to the term “Thundercats, HO!”?
Hanmee:
“I always wanted Tigra and Cheetara to get together.”
That’s because you’re a racist and you couldn’t handle a strong representation of Nubian warrior banging the bejeezus out of the upper-class and white character inherent in Cheetara. You just had to have the preppy white chump Tygra with the white Cheetara. No race-muddling for you. Why don’t you go back to your Klan meeting?
mojotek:
“Why did they kill off everyone’s favorite Transformers halfway through the movie, and then try and create a bunch of new ones to fill their spots? Bumblebee didn’t deserve that kind of fate!”
Are you talking about the Michael Bay movie, or the original cartoon? Because I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve seen neither. I’m pretty sure that as kids the only time we ever went to the movies is when my mom had enough coupons during matinee showtimes that she only had to pay less than a dollar for tickets for her and three kids. And I’m so lax about pop-culture now that it takes me about a minimum of 6 months to see the movies that are currently showing. So to answer your question, I have no idea.
stephanie:
“Why are some people crazy and other people are not crazy?”
Oh, see, I guess nobody ever told you: everybody’s crazy. It’s much more of a continuum from “Really fucking batshit loco” to “slightly crazy” with many people falling under the largest part of the bell curve, which is defined as “crazy in a way that’s not readily apparent to acquaintances”. For example, you have the type of crazy where people steal other people’s shoes and then create a big pile of stolen shoes, urinate on them, set themselves on fire, and then roll around in the shoe-pile. That’s crazy. Then there’s the type of crazy where you save anything remotely burnable like dryer lint and old phone books so I can burn them in the firebowl that Mrs. ACW got me for my birthday last year. Finally you’ve got the type of crazy where you get a 40-hour a week job in a cubicle farm, pay a mortgage, get married and have a few kids and go home every night to kill your brain with reality TV because you never took a single chance in life. Everybody is crazy. It’s just all different types.
Alilinsane:
“Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?”
It’s all about the laws of supply and demand. Down at the seashore Sally sold shells to supplement several shady sharks shiftlessly sliding silently… uh… shit. Alliteration is hard. I don’t know. Sally was a crackhead?
tfg:
“Congratulations on the promotion.”
Thanks!
Bonanza Jellybean:
“If I have sex with Jesus and we are not married, then is that considered a sin? Therefore, would Jesus be condemned to hell?”
I’m no theologian, but I’m pretty sure this is one of those “Could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn’t eat it?” type of questions. I’ll take a shot at it anyway. Looking at the Bible we see from a historical context that Jesus didn’t really have sex with anyone, and unless you’re one of those crazy Dan Brown sycophants I think this goes generally undisputed. However, Jesus was fully human as well as fully divine (according to the mythology of Christians) and it’s because of his human abstinence from sex that I believe the current link between abstention and purity has come to exist. So I’m pretty sure that married or unmarried, Jesus probably wouldn’t be putting out, so the issue of Jesus going to Hell is moot. However, if Jesus for some reason did have sex with you (ignoring the fact that he’d probably be banging supermodels so hot that even God couldn’t have an orgasm and the whole 2000 year difference) he probably wouldn’t go to Hell because in the end, he’s Jesus, and he gets to make up the rules.
Besides, everybody knows Jesus prefers blowjobs.
More tomorry.
