Comments on: I am so happy with the last word in this post. http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/ It's over! Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:00:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Hanmee http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6131 Hanmee Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:43:48 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6131 Oh is THAT what a gunt is? Wow. Neat to know some of my body fat pockets have their own special names! Oh is THAT what a gunt is? Wow. Neat to know some of my body fat pockets have their own special names!

]]> By: Winter http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6130 Winter Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:53:20 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6130 It takes a lot of work to get a hot ass. Too bad I'm lazy. Oh, and I'm not very funny either. So how long before you settle talking to someone like myself? It takes a lot of work to get a hot ass.

Too bad I’m lazy.

Oh, and I’m not very funny either.

So how long before you settle talking to someone like myself?

]]> By: Alan http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6129 Alan Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:46:32 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6129 I still stand by my original comment, but why Tajikistan? Why nit, "Dumbness is a Nile"? I still stand by my original comment, but why Tajikistan? Why nit, “Dumbness is a Nile”?

]]> By: leslie http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6127 leslie Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:25:24 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6127 the ACW site - come by for the laughs, stay for the useful Russian phrases. the ACW site - come by for the laughs, stay for the useful Russian phrases.

]]> By: thephoenixnyc http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6126 thephoenixnyc Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:44:46 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6126 Now that I am married I don't really ebven care about other hot women. My plan of having sex with a ton of hot women before marriage was a smart one. ; 0 Now that I am married I don’t really ebven care about other hot women. My plan of having sex with a ton of hot women before marriage was a smart one. ; 0

]]> By: Hanmee http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6125 Hanmee Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:13:34 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6125 I was going to make a comment about not prematurely judging the blond either, but then I read the comment about how you knew more about her. Personally, I've always preferred dark hair. It seems like people notice blond hair and not so much the face. I think when you notice a hot brunette it's because she's hot whereas with the blond, she might or might not be hot. (Disclosure: I'm brunette, though my hair is a "mousy" brown. Oh, and I'm not hot to anyone but my husband :).) I was going to make a comment about not prematurely judging the blond either, but then I read the comment about how you knew more about her.

Personally, I’ve always preferred dark hair. It seems like people notice blond hair and not so much the face. I think when you notice a hot brunette it’s because she’s hot whereas with the blond, she might or might not be hot.

(Disclosure: I’m brunette, though my hair is a “mousy” brown. Oh, and I’m not hot to anyone but my husband :).)

]]> By: Mist 1 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6121 Mist 1 Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:51:08 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6121 Score another one for the funny girls. On behalf of all funny girls, I would like to extend our thanks. There's no punchline. We sincerely mean it. Score another one for the funny girls. On behalf of all funny girls, I would like to extend our thanks.

There’s no punchline. We sincerely mean it.

]]> By: CruiserMel http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6120 CruiserMel Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:37:41 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6120 Sheesh, I was going to leave a compliment about how grown up you've become, but then I read the others and I'm not really wanting to dip my toe in this one. So - I think I'll come back some other time. Tootles. Sheesh, I was going to leave a compliment about how grown up you’ve become, but then I read the others and I’m not really wanting to dip my toe in this one. So - I think I’ll come back some other time. Tootles.

]]> By: Mighty Dyckerson http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6119 Mighty Dyckerson Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:04:17 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6119 For God's sake, how gay can you possibly be? You owe it to every man on this planet to tap those asses! For God’s sake, how gay can you possibly be? You owe it to every man on this planet to tap those asses!

]]> By: Jessica http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6118 Jessica Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:55:17 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6118 OK. You knew her well enough to know she was dim. It's just a sore subject for me. Let's say you wanted to make some investments, so you go to your local stock brokerage firm. The broker you are referred to looks like Alice in Wonderland, all grown up and turned into a boob dumpling. Would you do business with her or would you panic, looking all around for the nearest middle aged white male? I hope you would give her the benefit of the doubt, but many people would not. By the way, I've been lurking on your site for ages. I know - that's very bad. You make me laugh every time I read a new post. Thank you so much for that! OK. You knew her well enough to know she was dim. It’s just a sore subject for me. Let’s say you wanted to make some investments, so you go to your local stock brokerage firm. The broker you are referred to looks like Alice in Wonderland, all grown up and turned into a boob dumpling. Would you do business with her or would you panic, looking all around for the nearest middle aged white male? I hope you would give her the benefit of the doubt, but many people would not.
By the way, I’ve been lurking on your site for ages. I know - that’s very bad. You make me laugh every time I read a new post. Thank you so much for that!

]]> By: Alex http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6117 Alex Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:31:01 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6117 DJ: Why in the name of JesusFuck would you know that, hmm? DJ: Why in the name of JesusFuck would you know that, hmm?

]]> By: Desk Job http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6116 Desk Job Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:15:31 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6116 hoyeem grushi ah-ka-latch-a-va-u (phonetic) - roughly "I'm whacking pears with my prick" similar to "shooting the shit" "chewing the fat" etc. hoyeem grushi ah-ka-latch-a-va-u (phonetic) - roughly “I’m whacking pears with my prick” similar to “shooting the shit” “chewing the fat” etc.

]]> By: NPR Junky http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6115 NPR Junky Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:15:30 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6115 Actually, if I'm not mistaken, i do believe tfg has some experience with crazy Russian women, so if I were you, I'd listen to him if he spouts off any knowledge about them :-) Actually, if I’m not mistaken, i do believe tfg has some experience with crazy Russian women, so if I were you, I’d listen to him if he spouts off any knowledge about them :-)

]]> By: Bliss http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6114 Bliss Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:48:42 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6114 Let me give you three handy Russian phrases (as I try to spell them phonetically vs. the cyrillic) "Mama e Papa idoot damoy." - "Mama and Papa are coming home." "Anna styeet na mostu." - "Anna is standing on the bridge." "Ya yem soop." - "I eat soup." Best. Pickup lines. EVER. Let me give you three handy Russian phrases (as I try to spell them phonetically vs. the cyrillic)

“Mama e Papa idoot damoy.” - “Mama and Papa are coming home.”

“Anna styeet na mostu.” - “Anna is standing on the bridge.”

“Ya yem soop.” - “I eat soup.”

Best. Pickup lines. EVER.

]]> By: Anonymous Coworker http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6113 Anonymous Coworker Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:29:12 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6113 CBC- I knew I would get that at one point or another, but as the first comment, and especially from you, it really makes me feel special. j$- I don't know about all that. I'd probably pick the Velma from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back though. tfg- Way to say in 29 words what took me a whole post. Douche. Broadsheet- Heh. As she's fairly Americanized, I don't think she'd fall for it. j$- Those damn dirty Russians! DL- Exactly. Jules- I'd like to think I was always a good guy. I just realize that I was being led around by my hormones more in the past, and am led by my brain now. Bliss- I can pick out Jessica Biel; she was on that sitcom 7th Heaven. People keep telling me it wasn't a sitcom, but I don't know how anyone else would have watched it if it weren't. Stephanie- Yes, the smart girls (for the most part) win in the end. Monkey- Great minds think alike... when not in the gutter. Sourpuss- Thanks! S. Reed- Heh. j$- Yes! Women should not be allowed to be seen! Just Sayin'- HA! Karla- Look, just because you'll bone anything that falls into the class "Mammalia" doesn't mean you have to drag the rest of us down with you. Jessica- I'm not judging the blonde on a superficial basis. I've had another class with her, and I've spoken to her about class topics more that a few times. And while she's clearly smart enough to get into a Master's program, I wouldn't place her in the upper 50% of the class. She's also cordial with most in the class (so not introspective or quiet), and her English is only very slightly accented. Like I said, she's nice enough, but she can't hold a candle to her dark-haired classmate. Alan- A better chance at what? Talking to her and then going home to have relations with my wife? CBC- I knew I would get that at one point or another, but as the first comment, and especially from you, it really makes me feel special.

j$- I don’t know about all that. I’d probably pick the Velma from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back though.

tfg- Way to say in 29 words what took me a whole post. Douche.

Broadsheet- Heh. As she’s fairly Americanized, I don’t think she’d fall for it.

j$- Those damn dirty Russians!

DL- Exactly.

Jules- I’d like to think I was always a good guy. I just realize that I was being led around by my hormones more in the past, and am led by my brain now.

Bliss- I can pick out Jessica Biel; she was on that sitcom 7th Heaven. People keep telling me it wasn’t a sitcom, but I don’t know how anyone else would have watched it if it weren’t.

Stephanie- Yes, the smart girls (for the most part) win in the end.

Monkey- Great minds think alike… when not in the gutter.

Sourpuss- Thanks!

S. Reed- Heh.

j$- Yes! Women should not be allowed to be seen!

Just Sayin’- HA!

Karla- Look, just because you’ll bone anything that falls into the class “Mammalia” doesn’t mean you have to drag the rest of us down with you.

Jessica- I’m not judging the blonde on a superficial basis. I’ve had another class with her, and I’ve spoken to her about class topics more that a few times. And while she’s clearly smart enough to get into a Master’s program, I wouldn’t place her in the upper 50% of the class. She’s also cordial with most in the class (so not introspective or quiet), and her English is only very slightly accented. Like I said, she’s nice enough, but she can’t hold a candle to her dark-haired classmate.

Alan- A better chance at what? Talking to her and then going home to have relations with my wife?

]]> By: Alan http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6112 Alan Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:01:51 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6112 Who are you trying to kid? You just know you have a better chance with the misfit. Who are you trying to kid? You just know you have a better chance with the misfit.

]]> By: Jessica http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6111 Jessica Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:46:48 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6111 I do applaud you for choosing to associate with the smart one. However, is it fair to make such a quick judgement about the Russian girl from her appearance? Maybe she just has a difficult time with our language. She could be the quiet, introspective type. I had a really difficult time being taken seriously where I used to work. People constantly asked me if they could talk to the boss or owner. I even had a guy ask me if my daddy was around. People were usually pleasant, but when it came around to doing serious business, they were extremely uncomfortable with me (I am an art dealer and I used to have a "store" that was in a glorified flea market). This was all very frustrating, especially since the other dealers always came to me for my opinions. To people who didn't know me, I couldn't possibly know what I was talking about. If I was the owner and not a bubble headed salesgirl, my material must not be worth anything. I'm not necessarily saying I'm hot. I'm blonde (no, I don't dye my hair) and I have curves. Somehow, to a lot of people (both women and men), the curves translate to dumb. Like the size of the boobs is proportionate to the strength of brainpower. I could have done more business if I just giggled and said, "Why, yes, I am the salesgirl. The boss isn't around at the moment. May I help you?" I closed my store and now I only deal with people who already know me. I do applaud you for choosing to associate with the smart one. However, is it fair to make such a quick judgement about the Russian girl from her appearance? Maybe she just has a difficult time with our language. She could be the quiet, introspective type. I had a really difficult time being taken seriously where I used to work. People constantly asked me if they could talk to the boss or owner. I even had a guy ask me if my daddy was around. People were usually pleasant, but when it came around to doing serious business, they were extremely uncomfortable with me (I am an art dealer and I used to have a “store” that was in a glorified flea market). This was all very frustrating, especially since the other dealers always came to me for my opinions. To people who didn’t know me, I couldn’t possibly know what I was talking about. If I was the owner and not a bubble headed salesgirl, my material must not be worth anything. I’m not necessarily saying I’m hot. I’m blonde (no, I don’t dye my hair) and I have curves. Somehow, to a lot of people (both women and men), the curves translate to dumb. Like the size of the boobs is proportionate to the strength of brainpower. I could have done more business if I just giggled and said, “Why, yes, I am the salesgirl. The boss isn’t around at the moment. May I help you?” I closed my store and now I only deal with people who already know me.

]]> By: Karla http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6110 Karla Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:27:49 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6110 Oh, don't give me that "I'm enlightened" bullshit. You're still the same shallow prick you always were. Oh, don’t give me that “I’m enlightened” bullshit. You’re still the same shallow prick you always were.

]]> By: Just Sayin' http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6109 Just Sayin' Fri, 30 Mar 2007 17:10:47 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6109 The obvious solution is to bag them both... Duh... The obvious solution is to bag them both…

Duh…

]]> By: johnny dollar http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6108 johnny dollar Fri, 30 Mar 2007 17:09:55 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/03/30/i-am-so-happy-with-the-last-word-in-this-post/#comment-6108 in fact, bring in some birhkas for them to wear :D in fact, bring in some birhkas for them to wear :D

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