Salad dressing was on sale for a dollar.
I think I went a little bonkers.
I also saw this license plate on my way home.
I don’t know what Wine Poo is, but I’m guessing it’s like beer-shits, but only if you had been drinking wine instead of beer. I’m thinking this person is a probably a combination oenophile/coprophiliac.
Either that or they’re an idiot that doesn’t realize that Winnie the Pooh fandom doesn’t extend well to license plates.
Fuckin’ Glen Burnie.
I laughed so hard I peed on my office chair. THANKS, ACW.
Or is it whiney-poo?
Wouldn’t it be ironic if you didn’t have any salad? Call Alanis Morisette!
ACW, one of your captions is a finalist in the Mattress Police caption contest!
Ken’s makes good dressing. I like their fat free eye-talian.
And winepoos can be every bit as dastardly as beer shits.
Mmmmm…. K-K-K-K-K-Ken’s D-D-D-D-Dressing.
This dressing thing isn’t going to get nog-like, is it?
It’s an ad for a new online gaming site for coprophiliacs; win e-poo!
So share the love! Where’s the sale???
First, anyone that drives an Equinox is an ass, rated just above Aztek drivers.
Second, Ken’s dressings rock. My uncle is Ken, so I only buy Ken’s dressing. Then when he comes over, I always say, “Hey Uncle Kenny, here;s your dresssing.” I crack myself up.
Steak just went on sale at my local grocery store. Rib Eye for $4 a pound! Needless to say, I now own 14 of them.
Diamond Lil - I hope that was a reference to “A Fish Called Wanda”, because it’s hilarious.
Oh. My. God.
Gotta love Glen Burnout for its comic relief.
maybe it’s short for winepooed. You know, when you get shit faced on wine. “Man I was winepooed last night! Damn!”
I mean, maybe. It’s possible.
Weird - me with the spices, you with the salad dressing…and then we both post about license plates. :) WinePoo is classic. :)
I loves me some Ken’s Skeezer dressing. That sh*t is da bomb!
It was totally A Fish Called Wanda reference, asshooooooooole!
Poppy- Sounds like you need a new chair. Or diapers.
CruiserMel- No, it’s Wine Poo.
Diesel- No, that wouldn’t be ironic, it would be unfortunate. So yes, I should call Alanis.
twg- Clearly, I like all the flavors.
Diamond Lil- He he he he he!
tfg- Not unless people pay me to make it nog-like.
Andrew- But is it .com, .net, .org, .biz., .us?!?
Katie- Oh, it’s at Superfresh. Tear it up, sister!
Alan- That is awesome! If I was your uncle, I’d punch you, but I’m not. Hence: awesome.
ALS- You’re my kind of shopper.
S. Reed- I’m banking on it being from A Fish Called Wanda. Also, you are the King of Commenting on Other People’s Comments on Other People’s Blogs, and I find that to be an hilarious style all your own, and I hereby decree you said title and grant you all powers contained therein.
Lori- Sometimes it makes it worth living there. Sometimes not so much.
Lovemonkey- That is actually a very good explanation, and I will use it the next time I am drunk on wine.
Bliss- Like peas and pods, we are two bloggers from the same internet.
Angy Hangy- Too bad the regular stuff is so bad for you. At least the “Lite” version is a decent compromise.
Damn. For a second there I thought you had raided my kitchen cabinet. I’m a huge fan of Ken’s Northen Italian. Then I saw the Honey Mustard…
Try the Raspberry Pecan. I’ve got a bottle in the cabinet that I’m terrified of trying, since I generally dislike raspberries and pecans. If you find you like it, it’s all yours. I owe you for the lightbulbs.
You’re fearless… I’ll give you that. Sometimes I’ve noticed, and with foods especially… Price and quality go hand in hand. I mean I could get a really good price on week old shell fish from the grocery store… But I wouldn’t want to eat it.
I mean what if Ken’s Salad dressing tastes like it cost a dollar???
I’m just sayin’…
That’s a lot of dressing. I’m guessing you like tossing salads…
I am so embarrassed. I didn’t even realize they were going for Winnie-the-Pooh until you pointed it out. I too thought it was a disease.
Your collection of dressings is lovely AND vast. Congratulations.
I can’t believe you only bought 9. Why not at least get an even 10?
Alan is right–Aztek drivers suck.
Recent scientific studies show that 6 out of 10 Americans have about a 30% blood/ranch dressing content.
Alex- I haven’t tried the Raspberry yet, but I’m looking forward to it. I’ll let you know.
Just Sayin’- Ken’s is typically priced more than double what I paid for it, and it’s a good salad dressing too. It was a steal.
Mighty Dickerson- Salads? No. I’m using these for enemas.
Monkey- It took me about 10 minutes to figure out what they were going for, so don’t worry about it.
theotherbear- They had nine different flavors, so I bought one of each.
Lulu- Not to mention that they’re cars look idiotic.
PNYC- It is America’s #1 condiment.
Hey, whether it’s Tom’s salad dressing or yarn (as is evidenced on my fiber blog), you can’t beat a good deal, especially if it’s something you enjoy and you’ll actually USE!
I saved just about $225 at the dollar store, because they happened to have a bin filled with a lovely yarn I enjoy using, which normally retails at about $6 a skein.
just thought i would comment that i expect over the next few months, commentary and a detailed discussion on the merits of each dressing, their flavours, how it enhanced or made the salad crap. ‘
much like your critiques on eggnogg, which i look forward to every christmas, since there is no nogg in Australia.
however there is always salad dressing.
You’ll probably need to change your license plate to SALADPOO pretty soon. That’s a LOT of dressing.
Thanks, ACW, but I cannot accept the title. You, sir, are the true King, since you so comment on your commenters’ comments so faithfully and religiously.
I only do it when the comments are funnier than the original post.
[Oh, snap!] ;-)