……an accountant.

How is that for irony?

tfg- Yeah, she makes us do the intermediate calculations. She luckily doesn’t make us do the proofs and algorithms to arrive at the equations that we have to use to solve the problems.

MD- 99% of people who say, “Statistics show that people who study statistics are wasting their lives.” have abnormally small penes. The remaining 1% have an old coat button instead of a penis.

Melissa- Stand strong! We’ll finish eventually!

CBC- Something YOU would pay a hooker good money for.

Alice- MA in Sociology.

Goingwiddershins- I’ve been there. Those dreams are almost a constant occurrence now. Mostly it’s z scores and t scores. I’m sure the f values will start now that we’re using them.

I’ve seen hell. It’s when you see sigmas, F values, xbars, and numbers with way too many decimal points in your dreams while you sleep, and you snort awake muttering about how only significance values of 0.01 should be the new statistically significant accepted level.

Find your happy place. It’ll all be over soon. Come hell or high water.

Seriously, does this guy make you do all the intermediate calculations? If not, use a TI, Excel, or an illegal immigrant to handle that for you.

“LaTeX is the standard way to typeset mathematics. If you already know LaTeX, using Ribbit will be a second nature. If not, the language is simple, documentation is available everywhere, and Ribbit’s syntax highlighting and preview features will help you master it in no time. And because LaTeX is so ubiquitous, you’ll even get a useful skill in the end.”

Obviously said by someone who thinks vi or emacs is the superior editor.

Ubiquitous. Word is ubiquitous. Unfortunately. Crime is ubiquitous. Hell, stupidity, fanboi-ism and, according to Snay, poor driving skills are ubiquitous. LaTeX is NOT ubiquitous, you damn frog loving hippies.

Woh! There’s bubbles coming out of my head.

Alan- She takes off points if she can’t read it, and I’ve gone over my “draft” homework with her before, and she couldn’t read it.

S. Reed- I would encourage you to do so. I can almost feel my brain churning away as it processes the new material. It’s a love/hate relationship.

Darth- Same here. I could type a 15 page paper with no problem. Writing all this homework is killing me.

Stephanie- The strange thing is, so did I.

Broadsheet- Is there nothing a limerick can’t do?

Monkey- It’s the INTERNET. Someone, somewhere will pay you to do that.

Serra- I’m sure there’s something somewhere.

Sally- And there it is.

tfg- Thank you. My, your world is scary and overflowing with phalli. Is that normal?

Snay- Sociology.

Guess that’s better than an unsolicited punch in the cock.

Then again, I’m easily surprised sometimes.

In other news… is there such a thing as a solicited punch in the cock? If so, can I get paid to do such a thing to people?