Comments on: Downtime: Friday, March 2, 9:00AM EST http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/ I saw you talkin'/ To Christopher Walken/ On my TV screen Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:55:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: lori http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5750 lori Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:12:26 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5750 well that was eventful. in the time you were offline, i went out with friends both nights, watched some movies, cleaned my flat, watched some grass grow and then for entertainment purposes, stared at a crack in my windscreen! well that was eventful.

in the time you were offline, i went out with friends both nights, watched some movies, cleaned my flat, watched some grass grow and then for entertainment purposes, stared at a crack in my windscreen!

]]> By: stephanie http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5746 stephanie Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:43:18 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5746 Come back online already. Christ. Come back online already. Christ.

]]> By: Monkey http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5743 Monkey Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:55:44 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5743 Zak's comment made me unwell. How I wish I had known... or remembered that you and the Lovely Mrs. ACW lived in Baltimore. I would have been perched on your doorstep with bells on. Bells on I tell you! Zak’s comment made me unwell.

How I wish I had known… or remembered that you and the Lovely Mrs. ACW lived in Baltimore. I would have been perched on your doorstep with bells on. Bells on I tell you!

]]> By: The Phoenix http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5739 The Phoenix Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:39:46 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5739 How about dead-people poop jokes? How about dead-people poop jokes?

]]> By: Mighty Dyckerson http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5738 Mighty Dyckerson Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:55:36 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5738 Rest easy, friends. My blog will be serving as a substitute while this site is offline...so take your poop jokes to The Mighty Blog!!! The Mighty Blog...Offending and disgusting readers for nearly 1.7 yeras. Rest easy, friends. My blog will be serving as a substitute while this site is offline…so take your poop jokes to The Mighty Blog!!!

The Mighty Blog…Offending and disgusting readers for nearly 1.7 yeras.

]]> By: tfg http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5737 tfg Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:29:44 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5737 Some like it cold.... Some like it cold….

]]> By: Tish http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5736 Tish Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:53:09 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5736 I prefer to call it tepid loving, thank you. AND if you must know, Frank is a great lover, albeit he is slightly lacking in the erection department...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID..... I prefer to call it tepid loving, thank you. AND if you must know, Frank is a great lover, albeit he is slightly lacking in the erection department…THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID…..

]]> By: miss kendra http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5735 miss kendra Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:03:25 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5735 offline doing what? better be out having adventures for our entertainment. if this is "maintenance" or whatever i'm going to be all kinds of pissed. offline doing what?

better be out having adventures for our entertainment. if this is “maintenance” or whatever i’m going to be all kinds of pissed.

]]> By: Serra http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5733 Serra Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:38:46 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5733 There's just not enough hours in the day for poop. There’s just not enough hours in the day for poop.

]]> By: Zak http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5732 Zak Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:01:16 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5732 So, I was moving out of my apartment on friday, in the future, and I left the door open for a few minutes and this guy walks in with a corpse. And I tell the guy, "Hey, what's that? I didn't order no corpse!" And he proclaims, "this here ain't YOUR order. This here corpse bein' deliverin' by someone named ACW & Co. for your accli...acclimatin' on a new move. Says you should enjoy, as well look for the surprise in her chest cavity." So's I signed the paper and off went that delivery guy with his odd southern drawl. Mmmm how's I like me's some southern drawl. Anyways, I started banging that dead corpse, and as I ripped off her tight white blouse (with added blood stains so as to assume she was stabbed) he chest cavity pops open and this huge pile of shit springs out and smacks me in the face. All I could do was smile as I filled that corpse with my soon to be dead man-gravy train. Thanks ACW & Co.! So, I was moving out of my apartment on friday, in the future, and I left the door open for a few minutes and this guy walks in with a corpse. And I tell the guy, “Hey, what’s that? I didn’t order no corpse!”

And he proclaims, “this here ain’t YOUR order. This here corpse bein’ deliverin’ by someone named ACW & Co. for your accli…acclimatin’ on a new move. Says you should enjoy, as well look for the surprise in her chest cavity.”

So’s I signed the paper and off went that delivery guy with his odd southern drawl. Mmmm how’s I like me’s some southern drawl.

Anyways, I started banging that dead corpse, and as I ripped off her tight white blouse (with added blood stains so as to assume she was stabbed) he chest cavity pops open and this huge pile of shit springs out and smacks me in the face.

All I could do was smile as I filled that corpse with my soon to be dead man-gravy train.

Thanks ACW & Co.!

]]> By: Andrew Netherton http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5731 Andrew Netherton Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:53:39 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/02/28/downtime-friday-march-2-900am-est/#comment-5731 Can you really get enough fecal humour? I think not. Can you really get enough fecal humour? I think not.

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