The site is going to be offline for most of the day on Friday, back on (hopefully) in the early evening. Get in all of the dead-people-sex and poop humor you can before then.
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Can you really get enough fecal humour? I think not.
So, I was moving out of my apartment on friday, in the future, and I left the door open for a few minutes and this guy walks in with a corpse. And I tell the guy, “Hey, what’s that? I didn’t order no corpse!”
And he proclaims, “this here ain’t YOUR order. This here corpse bein’ deliverin’ by someone named ACW & Co. for your accli…acclimatin’ on a new move. Says you should enjoy, as well look for the surprise in her chest cavity.”
So’s I signed the paper and off went that delivery guy with his odd southern drawl. Mmmm how’s I like me’s some southern drawl.
Anyways, I started banging that dead corpse, and as I ripped off her tight white blouse (with added blood stains so as to assume she was stabbed) he chest cavity pops open and this huge pile of shit springs out and smacks me in the face.
All I could do was smile as I filled that corpse with my soon to be dead man-gravy train.
Thanks ACW & Co.!
There’s just not enough hours in the day for poop.
offline doing what?
better be out having adventures for our entertainment. if this is “maintenance” or whatever i’m going to be all kinds of pissed.
I prefer to call it tepid loving, thank you. AND if you must know, Frank is a great lover, albeit he is slightly lacking in the erection department…THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID…..
Some like it cold….
Rest easy, friends. My blog will be serving as a substitute while this site is offline…so take your poop jokes to The Mighty Blog!!!
The Mighty Blog…Offending and disgusting readers for nearly 1.7 yeras.
How about dead-people poop jokes?
Zak’s comment made me unwell.
How I wish I had known… or remembered that you and the Lovely Mrs. ACW lived in Baltimore. I would have been perched on your doorstep with bells on. Bells on I tell you!
Come back online already. Christ.
well that was eventful.
in the time you were offline, i went out with friends both nights, watched some movies, cleaned my flat, watched some grass grow and then for entertainment purposes, stared at a crack in my windscreen!