Me: Hey dudes and dudettes of the cyber-webter-tubes…
ACW: Wait.
Me: What?
ACW: Webter? Webster?
Me: Huh?
ACW: Are you suggesting Emmanuel Lewis is the hamster in the wheel that powers the Internet?
Me: What? No. I said “webter”. Like inTER and WEB. Webter. Not Webster.
ACW: That’s stupid. You’re stupid. You’re a stupid.
Me: Eat a dick.
ACW: This is stupid.
Me: Anyway, I was updating Angy-Hangy’s new internet location in my blogroll, and my blogroll asplode. About half of all the blogs that were on there aren’t on there now. So, here’s your chance to be added to the blogroll if you weren’t already, or to get back on if you were on there before. I’m notoriously terrible about updating the goddamn thing, so when I say “chance” it’s not because I’m benevolently wielding my awesome power of the internet, but because the next time I do this blogging will have become a euphemism for fornicating while covered in tire inner-tubes a la the Michelin Man. I’ll add just about any-damn-one. Just leave your blog address in the comments. This also seems to be a good time to remind everyone that the blogroll randomly displays 15 out of X blogs on the blogroll. It changes every time you reload/refresh the page.
P.S. Can someone who has more free time/skilz than me please Photochop Emmanuel Lewis into a hamster wheel that powers the internet? I need a laugh. Thanks/Skanks/Spanks!
ACW: For the record, I’d just like to say that I’d never use a word like “dudettes”. What a fucking retard.
Me: You are a cock.
Peace be with you.
And also with you.
What the hell. Let’s see what kind of random views this’ll get me.
http://andrewnetherton.wordpress.com
I’ve never eaten dick before. Sounds delish.
Is my blog so craptastic that it caused an asplode in your blogroll?
How exquisite.
Go ahead and add my blog (conveniently, my name is a hyperlink that leads to the very blog in question). Because I can tell your readership is interested in the same things I am. Like, what I had for lunch, and the new pool table at my office.
These are important topics. The intertubes are lucky to have a journalist such as me.
Haven’t you learned not to mess with Angry Hangover by now?? Sheesh! Be careful. She’s got a gun you know.
Put me back - please.
Ooo! Ooo! Pick me! Pick me!!!!
http://randomobservations37.blogspot.com
http://wholeuglytruth.blogspot.com
It’s not as funny as yours, but I know there are some people who need more blogs to read while at work. God knows we can’t have people running out of stuff to read on the webter, Webster…whatever
http://www.holybuckfatman.com
me gots a domain, bitch.
tronrpg.blogspot.com
Why not huh. I update it from time to time. Maybe there’ll be content someone will care about. Thanks duder.
http://www.anonymouslawstudent.com
Because I’m not above self promotion.
Better yet, an animated gif of Webster in a hamster wheel! I just wish I was savvy enough to make one.
I could work on a still picture, but it would probably take me hours.
golden-state.blogspot
add me, minion!
http://jules1896.blogspot.com
But, you already knew that, didn’t you??
blog.kelligilbert.com
Because I go where Kaneda goes.
Linkage linkage who’s got the linkage? Work it.
Add me, too!
Al’s Stupid Blog
Come on man. I know you read my blog. You post there all the time. I read yours, too. I just sometimes lack anything clever to say.
eeeeekkk.blogspot.com
You had my blog at the top of the list. Please reinstate it at once.
And you have Ms. Babble’s blog listed twice. That’s twice too many IMO.
I have no freaking idea what is going on in this post.
Shameless Plug!
http://imgoing2hell.blogspot.com
Did you kill me off?!!? Consider this the the-shower-door-opening-and-me-stepping-out-and-you-realising-it-was-all-a-bad-dream moment. And then I use your favourite towel to dry my undercarriage.
Don’t forget me!
http://www.herpes_positive_and_proud.com
Huh?
http://www.diamondlil.blogspot.com
Oh pweeze add me, too!
http://ramblingsofanidlemind.blogspot.com
My blog is totally out of date. Makes you want to rush over and see, eh?
http://www.emaleejaye.com
Then I go and spell ‘er wrong. ha!
http://www.emaleejayne.com
http://caroline67.typepad.com/some_pig/
I writes wikked good ‘n’ stuff. Promise.
Maybe your blogroll melted given the incredibly old version of WordPress you are running. ;-)
Feel free to add my blog and blow it up again.
http://thine-self.blogspot.com
Please and thank you.
*curtsy*
ohmygod. I just curtsied.
I just found your blog (love it) and don’t know if I’m worthy of your blogroll … oh, why the hell not?
http://southparkrepub.blogspot.com
Waves!
http://skinnylegsandall.blogspot.com/
I feel so damned AOL. But me too!!
http://mybigfatmess.blogspot.com
Add me, please add me? I’ve actually met you in person, at the blogger meet up. I told you to put off having kids until you are at least 55 cos they ruin your life..
Robin you scared the shit out of me. My children have a talking donkey plush toy from Shrek and I hear Eddie Murphy saying “Pick me! Pick me!” seven thousand times a day and… errr… it occurs to me you might have to have a 3 year old to, uh…
http://yourneighborhoodlibrarian.blogspot.com/
Winner!
http://texasbiscuit.blogspot.com
I know, I’m always late to the party…..
http://fingernailjustice.blogspot.com/
Hi, I’d like mine to show up randomly on your blogroll. Thanks!
http://analystcatalyst.blogspot.com
thanks man.
what the hell is danger levaquin zithromax?! Now THERE’S a topic…
I have eaten dick before, its not that bad. Unless it explodes.
my site is
http://www.bluepaintred.com
I like being on blogrolls!!
JJT: he’s running wordpress 2.1 - don’t judge a book by it’s cover!
My blog better be in there. Otherwise I’m going to ruin your whole ‘anonymous’ mystique by revealing that your name is Shirley Applebaum, and you’re a diner waitress from Ohio.
Ya know, fellow pond floater (a chicka quack quack), I have no clue if I was in your blogroll before. Feel free to add me. Or, you know, not. ;)
smokeringsandcoffeestains.com
Leslie (geechee_girl)
I like the word dudettes! Sounds like a Country and Western group!