Comments on: Church signs that have lately given me the heebies and/or the jeebies http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/ It's over! Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:28:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Bekah http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5080 Bekah Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:10:30 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5080 I want a super pancake. I want a super pancake.

]]> By: Jess http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5067 Jess Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:40:34 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5067 Where did you find these gems?! Where did you find these gems?!

]]> By: It's Me... Maven http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5064 It's Me... Maven Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:43:45 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5064 Yeah, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smells_Like_Teen_Spirit" rel="nofollow">Smells like teen spirit</a> I dunno... I think it was the meter of the words, "It Feels Like Family," however, in retrospect, I now think that line reminds me of that Olive Garden catch phrase, "When you're here, you're family," whatever the ever-livin' EFF <i>THAT</i> means.... Shit, so far I've free-associated twice in this thread!! Yeah, Smells like teen spirit I dunno… I think it was the meter of the words, “It Feels Like Family,” however, in retrospect, I now think that line reminds me of that Olive Garden catch phrase, “When you’re here, you’re family,” whatever the ever-livin’ EFF THAT means…. Shit, so far I’ve free-associated twice in this thread!!

]]> By: Freedom Girl http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5061 Freedom Girl Wed, 31 Jan 2007 14:08:40 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5061 Now I have the CAKE tune, Hem Of Your Garment, in my head....but the words are different. Damn you, ACW, damn you to nonexistant places!! Now I have the CAKE tune, Hem Of Your Garment, in my head….but the words are different. Damn you, ACW, damn you to nonexistant places!!

]]> By: Malnurtured Snay http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5059 Malnurtured Snay Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:19:45 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5059 There was a girl in Myth today who actually asked if it was cool to use "net speak" for assignments. The professor looked dumbfounded; I looked ready to drop-kick "net speak girl" off of the Stephen's Hall clock tower. There was a girl in Myth today who actually asked if it was cool to use “net speak” for assignments. The professor looked dumbfounded; I looked ready to drop-kick “net speak girl” off of the Stephen’s Hall clock tower.

]]> By: vitra http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5055 vitra Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:27:12 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5055 Come into the son... truly? Holy fuck! :) Pancake Super, huh? Antipancake Superstar? Where's my Moses-lasses? There's one around here that had, what I assume was supposed to be, "The most powerful position is on your knees." However, with such limited space the slogan lost its humor factor because it was abbreviated into a text-message type to fit into the cramped marquee board. It read: "The most pwrful positn is on ur knees". It was dreadful. Come into the son… truly? Holy fuck! :) Pancake Super, huh? Antipancake Superstar? Where’s my Moses-lasses? There’s one around here that had, what I assume was supposed to be, “The most powerful position is on your knees.” However, with such limited space the slogan lost its humor factor because it was abbreviated into a text-message type to fit into the cramped marquee board. It read: “The most pwrful positn is on ur knees”. It was dreadful.

]]> By: Glitzy http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5054 Glitzy Wed, 31 Jan 2007 00:42:21 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5054 The one near my house had something up like "The Holy Spirit is like Inner Jogging" (?) The one near my house had something up like “The Holy Spirit is like Inner Jogging”

(?)

]]> By: Mighty Dyckerson http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5052 Mighty Dyckerson Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:43:22 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5052 Religious people are so damn stupid, Fuck them all. Religious people are so damn stupid, Fuck them all.

]]> By: NPR Junky http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5051 NPR Junky Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:46:28 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5051 ACW, I saw one around the corner from my house that proclaimed: "Happy Hour, free wine and crackers, Sunday at 11 am" But yours brought tears of glee to my eyes. ACW, I saw one around the corner from my house that proclaimed: “Happy Hour, free wine and crackers, Sunday at 11 am”

But yours brought tears of glee to my eyes.

]]> By: Serra http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5050 Serra Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:43:14 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5050 "TOUCH HIS GARMENT (I guess this is better than “Touch his holy meat-hammer” but it’s still weird.)" Touch his garment! TOUCH it! LOVE IT! “TOUCH HIS GARMENT (I guess this is better than “Touch his holy meat-hammer” but it’s still weird.)”

Touch his garment! TOUCH it! LOVE IT!

]]> By: tfg http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5042 tfg Tue, 30 Jan 2007 18:03:40 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5042 "COME INTO THE SON (I’m pretty sure this would be the best orgasm you’ve ever had.)" I've got some serious doubts about this one. . “COME INTO THE SON (I’m pretty sure this would be the best orgasm you’ve ever had.)”

I’ve got some serious doubts about this one. .

]]> By: Anonymous Coworker http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5041 Anonymous Coworker Tue, 30 Jan 2007 17:36:07 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5041 Diana- I'm usually more disappointed when they're normal than like this. Maven- Smells Like Teen Spirit? S. Reed- That would indeed be awesome. Jules- Why am I going to Hell? I'm not the one who wrote it! Diana- I’m usually more disappointed when they’re normal than like this.

Maven- Smells Like Teen Spirit?

S. Reed- That would indeed be awesome.

Jules- Why am I going to Hell? I’m not the one who wrote it!

]]> By: Jules http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5040 Jules Tue, 30 Jan 2007 17:13:01 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5040 Haha. You're going to hell for that last one. But, I laughed, so I'll be right there with ya. Haha. You’re going to hell for that last one. But, I laughed, so I’ll be right there with ya.

]]> By: S. Reed http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5039 S. Reed Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:39:33 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5039 If only a Unitarian Universalist Church would have the balls to put: "Be touched by His noodly appendage." That would be awesome. If only a Unitarian Universalist Church would have the balls to put:

“Be touched by His noodly appendage.”

That would be awesome.

]]> By: It's Me... Maven http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5038 It's Me... Maven Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:44:38 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5038 Touch his holy meat-hammer... without a doubt the funniest thing I will have read today. <i>IT FEELS LIKE FAMILY</i> Am I the only one who has the song "Smells like teen spirit" spooling through their head after reading this coupling of words? Touch his holy meat-hammer… without a doubt the funniest thing I will have read today.

IT FEELS LIKE FAMILY Am I the only one who has the song “Smells like teen spirit” spooling through their head after reading this coupling of words?

]]> By: Diana http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5037 Diana Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:40:03 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/01/30/church-signs-that-have-lately-given-me-the-heebies-andor-the-jeebies/#comment-5037 Awesome. Just fucking awesome. There is a terrible evangelical church on the way to my folks' that always has those terrible slogans like the last one...now I'm going to have to pay more attention to them for comment. Usually I try to not look. The Jebus! It blinds!!! Awesome. Just fucking awesome. There is a terrible evangelical church on the way to my folks’ that always has those terrible slogans like the last one…now I’m going to have to pay more attention to them for comment. Usually I try to not look. The Jebus! It blinds!!!

]]>