Well, I wouldn’t want any knuckleheads venturing out to the Wharf Rat tonight in the misguided belief that the happy hour was attempting to go on for 24 hours.
I was only there for about two hours. All the bloggers were like “Oh, you’ve only been here for an hour, why are you leaving so early?”. But, of course, I had been there since just after 5, so the first hour of the happy hour was the BEST hour of the happy hour.
Before I left I was still able to purchase a French Tickler condom for Zenchick. She said she was hoping to hook up with whichever random blogger she could get drunk the fastest and that she was too embarrassed to buy condoms. I chastised her for her prudishness while lecturing her on her whore-like sexual morals and then ventured into the bathroom to purchase a condom from the condom machine. I initially wanted to get her one that was ribbed (even prudish whores deserve the extra sensation of ribbed condoms) but they were all out, so I popped the money into the “Plain” machine and out plopped a French Tickler. And now that I think about it, if “plain” gets you a French Tickler, I’m not sure that Zenchick would have even WANTED the ribbed condom.
I’m sure she put it to good use later, and if I track down any pictures, I’ll be sure to link them here with an update.
Update: French Tickler definition. It’s short, but it’ll do.
so what exactly is a “French tickler”?
Ew. I don’t know if I would have touched a condom - particularly a french tickler - which “plopped” out of the condom machine.
Hanmee- For you, I have updated.
mokie- “Plopped” seemed to be the most appropriate word choice.
French tickler condom? Is that what those things are called???
Huh. I don’t think we have horny blog-chicks willing to come around and do the first drunk blogger they find around here. I don’t know if that’s a positive or a negative.
So, Snay finally tapped that? Halleluah.
I performed that french tickler vs. plain experiment years ago. Couldn’t tell the difference.
Phoenix- Yep.
Kaneda- It’s a BAD thing.
tfg- Amen brother.
Cham- Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s all a pile of crap.
hmmm…what a quandry. Do I defend myself and invalidate this post, or just let it lie with all the other lies he tells? (he did buy me the condom. That’s about the only true part, just for the record. )
And TFG: oh no you DI’NT. Pu-leaze! {rolls eyes}
The selfish thing a guy can do is wear it inside-out.
I’m just saying.
Thank you.
I’m disturbed that it also carries a slang meaning related to STDs and that it would have a tie to the French. Is it because they are so blase about the oh lala?
On a side note, I’m surprised the web senser didn’t block it out (and yet I had a hard time getting to websites for nursing bras). WTG, Web Sensor.