Comments on: Dear Grandma, do you want to enlarge your manhood with Cialis? http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/ I saw you talkin'/ To Christopher Walken/ On my TV screen Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:20:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Bekah http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4434 Bekah Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:06:33 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4434 This is hilarious. If I gave it to my grandmother, it would sit, unopened, in a box on her living room floor. She'd probably use it to put magazines on. This is hilarious. If I gave it to my grandmother, it would sit, unopened, in a box on her living room floor. She’d probably use it to put magazines on.

]]> By: stephanie http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4421 stephanie Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:38:55 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4421 Oooh...I heard a commercial on the radio for this. The voiceover was a mature woman, but I saw right through that. Oooh…I heard a commercial on the radio for this. The voiceover was a mature woman, but I saw right through that.

]]> By: hink http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4417 hink Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:46:19 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4417 No, margarine is one molecule away from napalm, and as we all know, good homemade napalm is always heavy on the polystyrene, so there is some sort of (not-really) truth (at all) in there somewhere. What did you say, Billy Mays? A digital photo of your grandson's douchey mohawk that takes 4 fucking hours to download over analog copper?!? Well, I can only think of one thing to call it: Presto!! No, margarine is one molecule away from napalm, and as we all know, good homemade napalm is always heavy on the polystyrene, so there is some sort of (not-really) truth (at all) in there somewhere.

What did you say, Billy Mays? A digital photo of your grandson’s douchey mohawk that takes 4 fucking hours to download over analog copper?!?

Well, I can only think of one thing to call it: Presto!!

]]> By: tfg http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4416 tfg Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:14:19 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4416 I like the printing mailbox, as opposed to a printer. I like the printing mailbox, as opposed to a printer.

]]> By: The Phoenix http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4414 The Phoenix Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:06:07 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4414 It's a ploy..geared towards old people with disposable income. Plain and simple. It’s a ploy..geared towards old people with disposable income. Plain and simple.

]]> By: Desk Job http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4413 Desk Job Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:31:09 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4413 Alan - Heh. Jules - It's true about ACW, he does print all his pics. Alan - Heh.
Jules - It’s true about ACW, he does print all his pics.

]]> By: Alan http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4412 Alan Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:42:05 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4412 Dek Job, I send all the pics of my progeny to WalMart/Greens via the web. Grandma drives downtown with her turn signal on continuously at 30 MPH in the left lane, watching for bald eagles and hawks to fly over the river. I think she thinks I mail the film to WalMart/Greens. Personally, I think this works better for people that don't like gadgets. I'm just wondering why ACW called my Mom stupid. I'm gonna whisper, "He prints out every digital photo he's ever taken!", into Jules' ear and point her at ACW. Dek Job,

I send all the pics of my progeny to WalMart/Greens via the web. Grandma drives downtown with her turn signal on continuously at 30 MPH in the left lane, watching for bald eagles and hawks to fly over the river. I think she thinks I mail the film to WalMart/Greens. Personally, I think this works better for people that don’t like gadgets.

I’m just wondering why ACW called my Mom stupid. I’m gonna whisper, “He prints out every digital photo he’s ever taken!”, into Jules’ ear and point her at ACW.

]]> By: Mighty Dyckerson http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4411 Mighty Dyckerson Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:22:10 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4411 Is margarine really one molecule away from styrofoam? 'Cause I'd love to be able to butter my toast with the packaging my new Presto came in... Is margarine really one molecule away from styrofoam? ‘Cause I’d love to be able to butter my toast with the packaging my new Presto came in…

]]> By: Desk Job http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4410 Desk Job Wed, 13 Dec 2006 22:17:38 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4410 Jules - I didn't meean to say that ALL digital pictures need to be printed, but there are so many people out there that never share their pictures because they don't know how to print them or e-mail them or put them online. I personally print hundreds of pictures, but that's because my wife likes to put them into photo albums. We also have a gallery2 setup online, and I archive them often so I don't lose them in the event of a disk crash. I'm also thinking of getting a safety deposit box at a bank to store monthly backups. Jules - I didn’t meean to say that ALL digital pictures need to be printed, but there are so many people out there that never share their pictures because they don’t know how to print them or e-mail them or put them online. I personally print hundreds of pictures, but that’s because my wife likes to put them into photo albums. We also have a gallery2 setup online, and I archive them often so I don’t lose them in the event of a disk crash. I’m also thinking of getting a safety deposit box at a bank to store monthly backups.

]]> By: wendykat http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4408 wendykat Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:41:48 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4408 sooo... you don't want one then. i sure hope the store gives me my money back. sooo… you don’t want one then. i sure hope the store gives me my money back.

]]> By: Monkey http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4407 Monkey Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:39:37 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4407 <i>And how she has an email signature comprised of Bible quotes, jingoistic rants, and kitty-cat jpgs that go on for another 6 pages?</i> This line and the "Crackberry" reference fixed it so that <i>I</i> had to change my pants. And how she has an email signature comprised of Bible quotes, jingoistic rants, and kitty-cat jpgs that go on for another 6 pages?

This line and the “Crackberry” reference fixed it so that I had to change my pants.

]]> By: Silver Turtle http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4406 Silver Turtle Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:42:18 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4406 Hey your aunt is my friends mom. There are days I get 20+ emails with the blinky graphics and stupid forwards. And the machine really is stupid - if people are willing to try that they were already willing to try using the library computer. Hey your aunt is my friends mom. There are days I get 20+ emails with the blinky graphics and stupid forwards.

And the machine really is stupid - if people are willing to try that they were already willing to try using the library computer.

]]> By: Lori http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4405 Lori Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:20:04 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4405 GAH! I have not one, but THREE--no...no...FOUR of those "Your hair will fall out and God will smite you for not forwarding this to ten people in under five minutes" They stopped after I started hitting the reply all button with Snopes research on said Forward. My one HATE is the racist forwards that aren't overtly racist that really grind my gears..... GAH! I have not one, but THREE–no…no…FOUR of those “Your hair will fall out and God will smite you for not forwarding this to ten people in under five minutes”

They stopped after I started hitting the reply all button with Snopes research on said Forward.

My one HATE is the racist forwards that aren’t overtly racist that really grind my gears…..

]]> By: Anonymous Coworker http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4404 Anonymous Coworker Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:35:14 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4404 DJ- Well, it depends on if the image is an attachment or in-line. Or if Presto can even open image attachments. Or if the idiot sending the email sends the right size and not 2800 x 4900 or 12 x 18. Katie- This is, indeed, the poorest way to send images. Kira- Oh yeah, they're definitely trying to go for poor and pathetic feelings. CBK- Yeah, it's one that's always stuck with me. DL- Aw, I was kinda hoping for a fight. Broadsheet- I have a particular aunt in mind, so I'm not surprised she has a duplicate in your family. Jules- Computers are for robots. DJ- Well, it depends on if the image is an attachment or in-line. Or if Presto can even open image attachments. Or if the idiot sending the email sends the right size and not 2800 x 4900 or 12 x 18.

Katie- This is, indeed, the poorest way to send images.

Kira- Oh yeah, they’re definitely trying to go for poor and pathetic feelings.

CBK- Yeah, it’s one that’s always stuck with me.

DL- Aw, I was kinda hoping for a fight.

Broadsheet- I have a particular aunt in mind, so I’m not surprised she has a duplicate in your family.

Jules- Computers are for robots.

]]> By: Jules http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4403 Jules Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:18:52 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4403 NO, digital pictures DO NOT need to be printed all the damn time! You do not have to print out every single damn one! That's why they're DIGITAL, so that you can keep them on your computer forever. If you are one of those people who keeps photo albums or does scrapbooking, well, that's one thing. But, you do realise that you can do all that on a COMPUTER now, right? Right? NO, digital pictures DO NOT need to be printed all the damn time! You do not have to print out every single damn one! That’s why they’re DIGITAL, so that you can keep them on your computer forever. If you are one of those people who keeps photo albums or does scrapbooking, well, that’s one thing. But, you do realise that you can do all that on a COMPUTER now, right? Right?

]]> By: Broadsheet http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4402 Broadsheet Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:48:27 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4402 OMG My aunt has sent me every single thing you listed and more. If I get one more "please forward this to 10 people immediately, or God will smite you", emails, I'm going to charge her with harassment. The angel and bunny emails burn my eyes! OMG My aunt has sent me every single thing you listed and more. If I get one more “please forward this to 10 people immediately, or God will smite you”, emails, I’m going to charge her with harassment. The angel and bunny emails burn my eyes!

]]> By: Diamond Lil http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4399 Diamond Lil Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:46:19 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4399 It is a stupid product and even if I thought it wasn't, I'm just too damn tired to fight about it. It is a stupid product and even if I thought it wasn’t, I’m just too damn tired to fight about it.

]]> By: CBK http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4398 CBK Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:37:55 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4398 Awesome. And "fortnightly" is a cool word. Awesome.

And “fortnightly” is a cool word.

]]> By: Kira http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4397 Kira Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:28:21 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4397 look at all the gray hairs in their little ad on their site. it's pure evil marketing i tell ya. ew! i have an old fax machine in the basement that works better i'm sure. look at all the gray hairs in their little ad on their site. it’s pure evil marketing i tell ya. ew!
i have an old fax machine in the basement that works better i’m sure.

]]> By: Katie http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4396 Katie Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:19:30 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/12/13/dear-grandma-do-you-want-to-enlarge-your-manhood-with-cialis/#comment-4396 DJ- But how good would the quality REALLY be for printing? Besides which, sending pictures to someone with this thing would use up their ink EVEN FASTER. Not that I don't agree about the printing digital pictures thing, I just doubt that this is the ideal way to do it. DJ- But how good would the quality REALLY be for printing? Besides which, sending pictures to someone with this thing would use up their ink EVEN FASTER. Not that I don’t agree about the printing digital pictures thing, I just doubt that this is the ideal way to do it.

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