Comments on: I’ve got a fever, and sadly the prescription isn’t “more cowbell”.

By: Bekah

Bekah — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:46:42 +0000

Sweet Jesus… the things I learn from this blog scare the hell out of me.

By: mokiejovis

mokiejovis — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:53:24 +0000

Bekah, let the great internets explain!

By: Bekah

Bekah — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 19:45:11 +0000

I’m really afraid to ask, but I’m going to anyway - what’s donkey punching?

By: Kate

Kate — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:34:47 +0000

I just wanted you to know that your suggestions will not go unheeded. I am currently pursuing a degree that will lead to a glorious career of paper-pushing in the field of healthcare, and I will make sure your suggestions are passed along to the appropriate entities.

Also, I appreciate how you called non-voters “retards.” Not because I care whether people vote, but because I say “that’s retarded” all the time, and people give me dirty looks. They say “that’s socially insensitive,” I say “hells yeah, bring back the old school slang.”

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:45:46 +0000

I think they just give you those forms to see if you crack under the pressure. They have a nice white jacket that supports your arms in an impossible to move position without causing any pain sitting in the office under the desk for the people who do in fact crack under the pressure. It’s all an evaluation of your mental health.

By: tfg

tfg — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 00:44:56 +0000

I always the thought that the Donkey Punch was kind of a suprise present. I never knew it was negotiable.

By: Double Dogged

Double Dogged — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 00:39:50 +0000

Damn, sock-staining diarrhea! I hope I never get that. Sometimes my socks are on the floor across the room.

By: Desk Job

Desk Job — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 23:20:39 +0000

Was the form touch screen?

By: Serra

Serra — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 22:05:17 +0000

What, they didn’t put you on that new antibiotic Morcowbellzin?

By: Jules

Jules — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 21:09:07 +0000

That whole post was just the fever talking. He’s sick and overworked.

By: wendykat

wendykat — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:51:28 +0000

how can the prescription not be more cowbell?!

By: miss kendra

miss kendra — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:46:25 +0000

can i pick one from each column?

also, i heard elephant heads add a leathery note to the smoke, which just intensifies the high.