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18 Responses to “Help!”

1. 1 johnny dollar
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 1:12 pm

   give al gore a call…

2. 2 mokiejovis
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 1:20 pm

   I’m on it!

3. 3 Jules
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 1:50 pm

   *laughing hysterically* YEAH…good luck with that one there, bucko! (I have the same problem)

4. 4 emma
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 2:12 pm

   i feel for you. my husband has the internet at home on a timer, it switches off after two hours, so I can only use it for a limited time a day otherwise I would sit there all day like a zombie while the kids set fire to their hair

5. 5 Desk Job
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 2:15 pm

   I’ll see what I can do, but I can’t promise anything.

6. 6 Crunchy BC
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 4:23 pm

   I think you mean “the internets.” You know, the place where the President goes to use “the google.”

7. 7 tfg
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 7:35 pm

   Turning off the entire internet is a little extreme–maybe just the part that shows naked pygmies with bagpipes.

8. 8 Irrelephant
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 9:47 pm

   I kept flipping the switch, but then I realised that i was just making my garage light keep going on and off. I thought for SURE that was the Internets Switch. I even had it clearly labeled in large, friendly, Sans-Serif letters. *shrug* I’ve shot my wad.

   Mmmm…naked Scottish pygmies.

9. 9 Mr. K.
   Nov 2nd, 2006 at 10:35 pm

   I’ll have my mom log on. Whenever she’s on the interlink, she’s afraid she’ll accidentally hit the wrong button and delete the whole thing or blow up North Dakota or something.

10. 10 Sally
    Nov 3rd, 2006 at 1:28 am

    What?? You have a JOB? AND homework? WTF? Your ENTIRE existence is to blog for your audience.

11. 11 Natalie
    Nov 3rd, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    I hear ya. I need someone to stop making Ben & Jerry’s ice cream on my gloomy days. I also need someone to take the tv show Smallville, Dr. Phil, and Bones off the air so they won’t distract me when I have things to do. OH! And the online game, Bejeweled…someone needs to get rid of that. Everytime I go to do my online banking, I end up playing that for an hour!
    So many distractions, so little time!

12. 12 CBK
    Nov 3rd, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    You have homework? Are trying to edumacate yourself, Cletus?

13. 13 Kara
    Nov 3rd, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    Let me help. I hereby designate today “No Asian Porn” Day. Does that fix it?

14. 14 trinity67
    Nov 3rd, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    Naked Scottish pygmies with bagpipes? WTF?!

    I have no self-control so I’m of no use to you.

    Cleotus and Little Hos. I have no idea who they are but I like to say the words. Oh and snarfle. And discombooberated. And phalange.

    Is my hair on fire?

15. 15 trinity67
    Nov 3rd, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    Ooh and sprog.

16. 16 Malnurtured Snay
    Nov 4th, 2006 at 10:03 am

    Homework?

17. 17 shirley valentine
    Nov 5th, 2006 at 11:08 pm

    Good night John Boy! Click.

18. 18 Poppy
    Nov 7th, 2006 at 8:57 pm

    The internets is now on off.