Today people celebrate a holiday older than Christmas, and just as holy, and yet a whole bunch of non-secular conservative elitists want to ban this holiday. They want to take the Hell out of Halloween! Well, I for one won’t take it anymore. I’m going to forcibly interject my values and beliefs into every conversation I hear about the topic of Halloween. Yes, this may take every single last bit of fun out of the holiday, but it’s not even a real holiday when Satan isn’t involved in it.
Don’t let those anti-satanic America haters at your local church try to stop your Halloween celebration. You know they’re just going to call the ACLU and say we’re stamping all over their rights. Isn’t that always the way? You just know they turn to the ACLU any time they have any problems. All we want to do is force stores and schools to stop calling it a “Fall Holiday” and instead call it “Halloween”. We all know about how for years those PC fat cats have been telling each other to say things like “Trick or treat” instead of “Happy Halloween” and it’s because they want to slight our holiday. They don’t care about the religious nature, or the LONG history it has. They only care about forcing other people to accept their beliefs and the stark commercialism it espouses. Well I’ve had enough.
Today I’m going to say Happy Halloween, and I’m not going to feel bad about it. It’s other people people who should feel bad.
Actually the ACLU would be more on the side of preserving Halloween rather than the ultra religous side.
You can’t spell Halloween without “ow” in the middle.
I’ve never heard of this “War on Halloween” of which you speak. And your cats are damn cute.
Happy Halloween!
There’s a girl in my Folklore class dressed up like Hermoine.
i want to shmoosh them.
My cats will kicks your cats’ asses…and probably lick them a few times , too.