This is such a relief! Here I was, questioning my masculinity, when all of a sudden this website tells me that I look like a bunch of women, albeit attractive women, women none the less.
“But,” you say to your computer because you’re crazy and you think I can hear you, “what about that guy in black and white? You apparently look like him with some sort of rating of greater than 70%! No, not Moby. That greasy Italian dego with the wop-ish look on his face at the top.”
Ah, you mean that Man’s man Giacomo Puccini, composer of Madame Butterfly and La boheme. I can almost feel the testosterone leaving my body.
What do you think people who have met me? Do I look like any of these people?

Shave the stash and you look just like Giacomo Puccini. His eyes look kinda drunk, so I guess if you were drunk it would look even closer. That shouldn’t be a problem though since your posts seem to indicate that you’re drunk ALL THE TIME (or planning on getting drunk). Maybe he was reborn as you. It’s a pity, we got La boheme from him and ACW from you. :-P
P.S. you have the teeth and mouth Pat Arquette.
Har Har, here’s mine.
Oops, ACW hates HTML.
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/photo.php?siteID=1&pho...
if i recall correctly you looked like Patricia Arquette. but you were wearing alot more makeup.
actually i think it picked Krista Allen because your mouth was in that shape for the majority of the evening.
at least you can say… at least i look like moby. now THAT will bolster your testosterone. lolz.
You are definitely a Patricia Arquette lookalike. Maybe you should enter a contest or something.
I think you look most like a mix between Patricia Arquette, Leslie Caron, and Krista Allen with a bit of facial shape from Shahrukh Khan. So, basically, you’re uniqe. :)
So, you’re not up for dressing in drag this Halloween?
Oh, and you have mail.
I feel like I know you now. This was most imformative. Thank you!
mmmmm vincent d’onofrio. he’s creepy, nerdy hot.
who the hell is adriana karembeu? and is kirsta alley auditioning for a role?
Of those pictures, you totally look like Leslie Caron.
Which means, of course, that you’ll look like this in 40 years…
Krista Alley? {head falls onto keyboard}
It’s Krista ALLEN(it’s up there in black and white), not the annoying-second-leading-lady-of-Cheers (and Parker Stevenson’s ex-wife).
And ACW: no need to question your masculinity. Just admit you are metro and be done with it.
It said that I look just like Shaquille O’Neal. Which is true, except that I’m not tall or black.
If you look like Krista Allen giving head, I’d be wary of meeting George Clooney, if I were you.
You look like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
More importantly: Starbucks eggnog latte starts TOMORROW! I’m getting up at 4 AM to park in front and wait for them to open.
There is a striking resemblance between Puccini’s forehead and your own.