Comments on: Thank goodness for Darth

By: Erik Schark

Erik Schark — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:15:58 +0000

So glad to see Renee Zellwegger mentioned so many times. She makes my skin crawl. I also have to second (or third or fourth?) Nicole Kidman. Talk about overrated. Skipping “Cold Mountain” was pretty much a no-brainer. Just about any singer/rapper with no acting background starring in a film will keep me away (talking about you Britney, 50 Cent, Mariah, Mandy Moore). I must also include Katie Holmes and Andie MacDowell. Despite enjoying some movies that they’re in, I’ll generally avoid a movie as long as possible because of their presence.

Other than that, I can’t include Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton because the request was for a list of actors. Those two certainly do not qualify.

By: darth

darth — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 22:17:17 +0000

zenchick, that WAS a snarky top gun reference. :lol: Cruise and Kidman were really a couple? ew. All I know is that apparently Kubrick thought those two fucked up Eyes Wide Shut.

By: go-go-go-Jo

go-go-go-Jo — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:18:42 +0000

I can’t believe no one’s said the obvious: Robin Williams. He hasn’t made a good movie in at least 10 years.

By: cbk2000

cbk2000 — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:09:38 +0000

Lots in here I agree with. Some not. But as for a worthwhile Mel Gibson flick: “Payback”. He’s gruff and subdued, and there’s lots of cool violence.

By: zenchick

zenchick — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 00:05:29 +0000

Cruise and Kilmer? Is this an underground gay porn version of Top Gun?
it’s Cruise and KIDMAN.
These comments are funny enough just from the typos!

By: Bliss

Bliss — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:53:52 +0000

Nicholson and Pacino. They just play themselves and scream a lot.

By: darth

darth — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:14:33 +0000

Oh, don’t forget any REAL LIFE COUPLE who makes a film about TWO STRANGERS WHO FALL IN LOVE. The inevitable lack of on-screen chemistry is just painful to watch, as is the implication that we are supposed to nudge one another knowingly in the theater whispering “yeah, and they are a couple IN REAL LIFE TOO!” I’m pretty sure it died around the time of Hepburn/Tracey, or Hepburn/Bogart, or Cruise/Kilmer.

By: Ugly Toy

Ugly Toy — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:18:30 +0000

Jennifer Lopez - You would, but everything she does is terrible.
Julia Roberts - Almost certainly a chick flick, and not a good one.
Richard Gere - The same as above
Patrick Swayze - Except for Donnie Darko, his actings bad and dancing does not mean you can fight.
David Caruso - AAARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

I really like Jim Carrey, most of his funny films are funny (there are some bad ones) and he can actually act, The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Liar Liar are excellent films.

By: Desk Job

Desk Job — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:06:37 +0000

I’d say Chrissy Walken, but I tend to really enjoy the movies he’s in. Anything about cheerleaders or marching bands (where the band is the majority of the movie), just sucks the big one. And the kids from Napoleon Dynamite bore the living shit out of me.

By: steppingoverthejunk

steppingoverthejunk — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:50:43 +0000

Molly Ringwald

By: Diesel

Diesel — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:34:56 +0000

I won’t watch any movie with Michael Moore in it.

By: Tish

Tish — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 15:56:53 +0000

IF I weren’t married, I would throw myself into a pile of newborn kittens just to have the opportunity to SIT on Ben Stiller/Jim Carrey’s lap. Oh, did I say that outloud?
The thing about Gere is that he reminds me of someone I wasted two years of my life on, and so because of that reason PLUS The gerbil, I say torch him.
Now, if you told me to lie on my back and allow iguanas to crawl all over me just so CHRISTIAN OH MY GOD YOU ARE FABULOUS BALE would touch me, I’d say give the time, place and I’m there.
BUT I am married. I know. Universal sigh.
Now, back to me. I am updating the blog, so bear with me and the world will be graced with new pics, new look, and who knows? Maybe iguanas crawling on me….

By: zenchick

zenchick — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 21:26:37 +0000

Nicholas Cage (the sound of his voice makes me cringe)
Kathleen turner (not that she’s done anything in decades)
{so, I know I’m dating myself here, but can you IMAGINE how much
I hated “Peggy Sue Got Married”?!?!}
And I would have to say that these would still be on my list, even
if they hadn’t already been listed:
Jim Carey (EXCEPT for The Truman Show, one of my fave flicks)
(but otherwise I’d like to clock him and/or inject him with Lithium)
Renee Zellweger (open your EYES, for the love of Pete!)
Julia Roberts( I have sort of a weird love-hate thing with her. Can’t really stand her, but somehow end up seeing lots of her flicks.)
p.s. It’s Antonio Banderas, not Banders—and Jessica Simpson has been in the MOVIES?! Oy.

By: Sex & Moxie

Sex & Moxie — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 20:38:38 +0000

Jim Carrey - He lost me at his yearly bid for an Oscar.

Nicole Kidman - Sorry, her forhead never moves and she’s always so bumme dout.

Jennifer Anniston - Get over it. He left you. You are needy and whiny and insecure. Your relationship with Vince was all a hoax.

Sharone Stone - Smug self important twat.

Any Desperate Housewife except Felicity Huffman.

Antonio Banders - What did you say? I can’t understand you!

Sean Penn - Another smug douche bag

By: Poppy

Poppy — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 16:46:38 +0000

Sharon Stone.
Renee Zellweggererer.
Pauly Shore.
Rob Schneider.

I’m sure there are more, but I’ve blocked them out.

By: DaMonkeyCode

DaMonkeyCode — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:27:08 +0000

Minnie Driver in Grosse Pointe Blank?

By: Eeeeekkk!!!

Eeeeekkk!!! — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:50:44 +0000

How the fuck has no one said Brendan Frasier yet? I don’t think the man even knows that actors can request scripts before agreeing to be in a film. Actually, I’m not even certain the man can even read.

A close second: Ben Affleck. Has he been spit out the bottom of the porn industry yet?

By: tfg

tfg — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 22:56:46 +0000

I don’t think a good movie has been produced in 10 years. I avoid them all.

By: Serra

Serra — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 20:46:07 +0000

Anyone who specializes in chick flicks, e.g. Hugh Grant.

By: Bronte

Bronte — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 19:42:02 +0000

Jessica Simpson
Tom Cruise (CANNOT STAND HIM)