I wouldn’t normally do this, but I seriously need your help. The eggnog season is almost upon us, and I want you to direct me to any and all eggnog products you might happen upon. Eggnog, fakenog, eggnog candies, eggnog recipies, eggnog personal lubricants, whatever, I want to hear about it. If you were really nice you would mail it to me, but let’s be honest 1) you people are pretty much the dregs of society, and general all-around douchebags and 2) because of your aforementioned douchebaggery I would be extrememly hesitant to give you social maladroits my address. However, I do love me some nog. Just check out these previous nog posts. So if you have some sort of nog related item that you’d like to tip me off about, send me an email. But if your nogliscious item might be hard to find in my area, I would really appreciate it if you send it my way.
For those of you already giddy at the thought of me punishing my body with sometimes-tangentially-nog-related-items for the second year in a row, rest assured that I’ve already consumed a gallon of nog that I had purchased in January of this year and froze until my birthday this past September (a tradition I plan on continuing this January), and I’ve already made my first bloggable nog purchase and will be debuting it sometime in November or whenever I damn feel like it.
In summation:
1) you let me know about nog items you’d like me to try
2) I try them
3) I blog about it
4) you laugh at how frequently I go to the hospital for nog related issues
