We’re being trained on some new software all day today, so I don’t really have time for a for-reals post. Instead you get these nuglets.
1) This morning I watched Wookie climb into the litterbox halfway and pee all over the floor. My options were to watch it happen, risk getting sprayed with cat pee, or go make breakfast. I went to make breakfast. On the way to the kitchen I passed the cooler in our living room (don’t ask) and I checked to see if the Nattty Bohs inside were still cold. They were, but all the ice had melted, so I decided to move them to the fridge. On the way I dropped a wet beer onto the front of my pants, so now it looks like I’ve peed myself. Meanwhile Wookie has jumped into the open cooler full of water and jumped out again, so she’s whining, cold, and wet. I guess that’s karma.
2) I shaved with a Gillette Fusion this morning. It’s the razor with 37 blades, plus an extra blade for “detail work” and a hidden blade in case you get jumped while you’re shaving. Anyway, it actually didn’t give me any better a shave than the three-blade razor that I normally use, which is weird because the 33% increase from two blades to three blades is significant, while the near 50% increase from three blades to five blades is hardly noticeable. Plus, in essence, all you’re doing is shaving your face twice in the same direction when using a five blade over a three blade. This makes no sense. If I ever see the guy that invented the five blade razor I’m going to punch him in the nuts. Not because it sucks, mind you, but just because I’m the type of guy who punches people in the nuts.
Feh. Gotta go get trained now. Maybe I’ll ask a whole bunch of questions about DOS and see if they throw me out.
i can’t seem to find the blades for my three blade razor. now they want me to use one that vibrates or some crap like that.
because a sharp object that moves on it’s own is something i want near me.
punch that jerk in the nuts too please.
i read a lady blogger who decided that the vibrating venus razor was better suited as a clit vibrator. so it’s like buying two products in one! also i have one, but not because i need to pleasure myself, but because it was the only one i could find that fit my regular venus razor blades while i was in the UK (yes, i packed the blades and forgot the razor).
I’m a little disappointed in you. You should have punished that beer for leaving a wet spot on your pants by drinking it.
I absolutely love the title to this post. I’m not going to be able to get it out of my head now for the rest of the day.
Cat pee and razor blades…tee hee!
(Thanks alot)!
You’re the kind of person to punch people in the nuts? Awesome! Me too! Although I haven’t been able to do that Jean Claude Van Damme splits-then-uppercut punch to the nuts for a few years. I think I might have to start going to yoga again.