1) Indian food
2) free time
3) friends
4) a 24oz can of Schlitz Malt Liquor
5) bashing the shit out of a pirate-ship pinata filled with candy and tiny liquor bottles
6) Take-out/delivery food for every meal of the day
7) Futurama DVDs
8) 48 cans of Natty Boh
9) making a fire from the remnants of shredded credit card applications. You’re pre-approved… to burn, bitch.
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No way. A 24oz can of Schlitz Malt Liquor? You are a lucky man.
No one does it like The Bull.
No one.
Happy Birthday… and what a great idea! Filling up a pinata with candy and little bottles of booze!!
Schlitz Malt Liquor? Boy, somebody must REALLY love you to give you that for your birthday! All I got was a frappachino from starbucks!
I hope it was blue bull. Either way, Schlitz makes a party that much better. Happy belated birthday, jerkass.
the pirate ship pinata sounds awesome.
tomorrow is international burn a pirate day…
My birthday was friday, and I ended up with panties on my head.
Next year, though, I must arrange a liquor piñata. And i’m with bryan on the Blue Bull. Red Bull (not that faggy stuff in dildo-shaped cans) malt liquor tastes like what happens after you drink Blue bull.
Feliz compleaños, pinche Virgo cabron.
It’s not a birthday without some birthday sex.
Yar! Wha’ ’bout some wenches? T’aint a bir’day wi’out a clutch of bucksome young wenches servin’ and servicin’ you for all your filthy heart desires!
Indian chow?
Should I ask how the cat curry went down?
Happy Belated Birthday!
But, more importantly, Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Wait … my birthday is Talk Like A Pirate Day? ARRRRRR!
“You’re pre-approved… t’ burn, bitch.”
That’s possibly the bestest single sentence I’ve read today.