AnonymousCoworker

1) Indian food
2) free time
3) friends
4) a 24oz can of Schlitz Malt Liquor
5) bashing the shit out of a pirate-ship pinata filled with candy and tiny liquor bottles
6) Take-out/delivery food for every meal of the day
7) Futurama DVDs
8) 48 cans of Natty Boh
9) making a fire from the remnants of shredded credit card applications. You’re pre-approved… to burn, bitch.