I saw this “Lifestraw” invention that allows you to avoid the dangers of drinking water in a third-world nation via woot and immediately wanted to see how it worked so I went to the “Instructions” page and saw this.
Does it not look like that guy is practicing for his back alley/bathroom stall sucking dick for coke final exam? And in the second set of instructions it totally looks the the dude is taking massive hits off a bong! Couldn’t they have come up with illustrations a little bit better than these? Maybe at least make the guys using it look not so much like he’s already strung out. Did you see those cheekbones? Crackhead city.
And his eyes are slits. He’s barely able to comprehend the device he’s about to use. But then in the next frame he gets so super-baked that his eyes are HUGE. You can almost see him thinking of a stack of pancakes and bacon covered with gravy at IHOP.
Duh- his eyes are slits because he’s a chinaman.
Ha! Yes - definitely a must for every wannabe dick-sucker out there… be they male OR female! 8-)
Heh, heh, heh …
That Lifestraw looks like a weiner.
Heh, heh, heh
Oh, Dog, that just looks terrible!!! LMFAO
He looks very serene when just holding the dildo/bong. Sort of like the calm before the sucking storm.
Truth be told, Lifestraw has been the name of my pecker for the past six years (which, unfortunately, I did not have the foresight to trademark), so the photo does not seem unusual to me.
Now I guess I need to think of a new name, like Procreation Pencil, Impregnating Needle, or Pinkie, the Fun-Size Baby-Maker.
Sheesh, the least they could do would be to make it flesh colored and with supple cyber skin, and a special pump so the water literally ejaculates into the mouth!!
Yes. It does indeed look like a man with his laughing gear around a single-barreled pump-action yogurt rifle.
But you said bong — I dunno, man. It looks like it might be one of those ones with the carb at the back. Carbs suck. Always go with the slide.
I have seen this done in Key West and at many Gay Pride festivals. Points are awarded for style and technique.
Speaking of illustrations and their instructions, perhaps you’ve already seen this? It’s pure genius:
http://www.armenianteens.com/emergency.php
Lifestraw.
Learn to suck like your life depends on it.
CP.
So did you order one for Mrs. ACW?
The armenian site, that was awesome.
it would take minimal effort to photoshop him into a snake charmer.
I have no words for this.
Wait, yes I do.
Oh my.
Is this product made by Disney? Because they say “Imagineering..” on the top. I sure hope they start sticking those straws at Disney World, with maybe a nice flavored filter, because the water there tastes nasty.