Insert comment making tenuous link between birthdays and this blog.
Wax nostalgic, poorly, about the effect this blog has had on self. Make up story about how this blog cured an orphan’s rickets.
Pretend like blogging for 2 years has been no big deal. Pat self on back for being so effing cool.
P.S. The fuck? This blog is two years old. Jeezus kee-rist!
The funniest thing is, in one of my very first posts I said this, “Now I have a blog. And absolutely nothing to say. Which makes me like 95% of other bloggers, except I won’t bore you with the details.” Dag, yo. How many times have I ignored that little idea.
provide ingratiating response in vain efforts to sponge off some of the senior blogger mojo.
ditto the blog entry. ditto to first comment.
I am a fugging leech.
j$- respond with modern parlance of shorthand laughter response, i.e. “ha ha”
Mr. F- It’s okay. We all have days like that.
Happy Blogday. Glad you cured that kid’s rickets. Rather than curing me of Tourettes, you’ve only made it worse. And I thank you for that.
Huh, I thought your blog was older than that. My second anniversary is in a couple months. Too bad I’m mothballing it.
Oh yeah, congratulations.
Congrats on two years of totally ignoring your original premise. Here’s hoping you keep going in the same vein.
Lil- Happy to be of service.
CBK- Nah, I’m only a short timer compared to some.
Serra- One can dream, I guess.
2, huh? How does that come out in human years?
I only ask because I want to know if I’ll get in trouble if I ever get drunk and hit on your blog. I’ve been burned before.
Hink- In human years I’m 60, sexy, and ready to take out my dentures and show you a good time.
I don’t think I realized that you and I started blogging about the same time. My blog’s two-year birthday is this coming Friday.
Happy Birdy Bloggy Day AWC - contrats!
i’m going with guy’s definition: Blogger. n. Someone with nothing to say writing for someone with nothing to do.
happy 2nd anniversary. thats scary.
Aw, you’re a toddler.
“…And absolutely nothing to say. Which makes me like 95% of other bloggers, except I won’t bore you with the details.”
I think this applies to people in general. 95% of what is said to me every day is needless babble.
In Blog years, that makes this blog 23. Trust me, my calculations are very scientific.