Insert comment making tenuous link between birthdays and this blog.
Wax nostalgic, poorly, about the effect this blog has had on self. Make up story about how this blog cured an orphan’s rickets.
Pretend like blogging for 2 years has been no big deal. Pat self on back for being so effing cool.
P.S. The fuck? This blog is two years old. Jeezus kee-rist!
The funniest thing is, in one of my very first posts I said this, “Now I have a blog. And absolutely nothing to say. Which makes me like 95% of other bloggers, except I won’t bore you with the details.” Dag, yo. How many times have I ignored that little idea.
