I totally SWEAR that I was going to write something about the wedding, or the honeymoon, or something today, but I just haven’t gotten around to it. Mrs. ACW (or, alternatively, ACWW, or My Old Lady) and I kept a journal during the trip, and I wanted to grab that to make sure I didn’t miss any details while relating our HILARIOUS and SEXY adventures. Like the fact that during our flight from Baltimore to Rekjavik we were seated in front of three kids who seemed to be having a contest to see which one of them could convert their seat-back kicking into a full cranial/rectal inversion, compliments of me.
And I’ve been meaning to post some pictures too, but I keep forgetting to bring the camera into work, and I’m not exactly sure how many pictures of me in a saddle while Mrs. ACW drops hot wax onto my ass (we hired a Scottish local to take the pictures (yes, he kept his kilt on the whole time (no, we didn’t “see his bagpipes”))) you’d want to see, so it’s going to take some time to get those pictures up.
In the mean time, I will say this: If you can find a way to get large quantities of Irn Bru into this country, Mrs. ACW would pay you handsomely, as she is now hooked on the junk.
uh… what’s it taste like laddy?
I went to that Irn Bru site and quickly left rather than learn what the product actually is (some sort of drink I suspect). I was afraid I would become sucked into the website’s universe of spastic images.
welcome back and congratty grats!
j$- it tastes like caramels soaked in Tang.
I don’t know about in Maryland, but my mom and I used to go to a store that specialized in food imports from England in Florida.
I’m sure there has to be one store here that would have Irn Bru, Smarties, Wheatabix, etc.
I’ll tell you guys if I find something. I’ve been craving Penguins like a mo’fo.
Penguins is a cookie snack.
I’m not craving actual penguins.
irn bru… mmmm… it tastes like color red and fake citrus. sooo good.
Dude, I can’t wait to get married so I too can take a month off.
WTF? Here I’ve had to read the news this whole time.
Really? IrnBru? Try drinking some cheap Cider, I think that has about the same taste.
Oh yeah, Congratulations!
Regular? or Diet Irn Bru?
(Welcome back!)
Both regular and diet Irn Bru have their merits. I tend to be a diet soda drinker as does ACW. We got hooked on the stuff in Elgin, thanks to a kind bartender who heard that we had never had it, and a large group of drunken Scots who decided we also needed to taste it with lots of vodka added. Delicious!
Holy crap! Have you ever commented before, ACWW? Congratulations to you, too, and glad you guys had such a great time!
Thanks for the congrats- so far it’s working out well. I used to comment relatively frequently, but now ACW keeps me busy at home cleaning up after him and the cats.
Wikipedia had the following tidbit:
The legal status of Irn-Bru in the United States is unclear.
Several American companies import Irn-Bru, yet it is currently
listed as a banned substance by the U.S. Food and Drug
Administration. The FDA website[2] lists Irn-Bru and Diet Irn-
Bru as containing the banned carcinogenic colouring Ponceau
4R, and Sunset Yellow FCF, which the FDA has to approve on
a per-batch basis[3]. One importer, Great Scot International
Inc. [4], modifies the drink to conform to FDA requirements.
ah welcome back :)
back to the crapchat soon please!