This will probly be my last post before the wedding. If you’re looking for something insightful, or romantic, or any of that feel-good, movie-of-the-week, reach-around, Disney bullshit, you can look somewhere else.
The blog will be on autopilot until we get back from Scotland, and maybe even later than that. I’ve set up a relay system for pictures with Mokie, so if you’re interested in seeing some of our trip, you might want to stop by.
Also, I’ve gone through most of the posts since the beginning of the blog and selected some of the ones that don’t make me feel like a complete tool. Those posts will be published in my absense. It’s sort of like a “best of ACW” from my perspective. Generally, the posts I’ve selected are the most feces/necrophilia laden, so you too should feel right at home.
I’m going to leave this post up at the top, and everything else will be published below.
See ya later, bitches. Or, as they say in Scotland, “Ciao, bitches”.
(Edited for clarity)
Whew! Considering I’m the officiant of this shindig, I’m glad to see you’re not into the “insightful, or romantic, or any of that feel-good, movie-of-the-week, reach-around, Disney bullshit” I’m tellin you, we’re gettin in and gettin out of there so I can drink until I join another religious cult and you and the ACWW can start makin babies.
I can’t wait to see the pictures!
Being married is the same as not being married, only there’s this piece of jewelry on your finger that you have to make sure doesn’t fall off when you’re washing your hands after taking a crap.
GOOD LUCK! :)
xoxo
Have FUN at your wedding, enjoy the honeymoon, stay away from the haggis and hopefully I’ll be up and running again before you are.
So jealous you’re going to Scotland. Have fun!
Congratulations and happy honeymoon! Have a great time!
congrats, you two kids! pls give a handshake from me to any sinclairs you happen to meet in scotland - they’ll know why.
Congratulations to both you and ACWF! I hope the wedding goes off beautifully and the honeymoon is a blast. See you when you get back, Cowboy.
Huge congrats, ACW! We’ll miss you, but I’m sure we’ll enjoy the feces and necrophilia you promised while you’re gone.
I’m going to be in Scotland at the end of the month…too bad we won’t cross paths!
Have fun and say ‘Hi’ to Nessie for me.
congratulations!
so what do we call her now? acww?
Wow, that means today is your wedding day. Congratulations and I hope it is all going really well but with plenty of amusing blog fodder abou stupid drunk guests or something!
Have a fabulous honeymoon.
so are you officially allowed to do the nasty with acwf now?
Have a great honeymoon. Are ye going to wear ye bonny kilt? Hide your dirk so no one sees it.
Say my name! Say my name! It will be like your first honeymoon threesome!
Congrats!
CP.
Congrats, and have a wonderful time in Scotland!
Now that you’re among the marrieds, let me welcome you to the club with the chant from Todd Browning’s FREAKS: “Oooba, daaba, one of us! One of us!”
Have a great time putting ball and chain to your penis.
Congrats and erin go brah and stuff!
congrats and hope that the haggis was tasty!