This dude Scott at eatmyhamster.com sends me an email to let me know that he grabbed two of my recent posts for the eatmyhamster site. So I checked out the site, and basically it’s a collection of funny stuff from all over the internet, and you can take a look at it, and rate the funny stuff. I guess it’s a way of getting the funniest of the funny stuff to lots of people. It’s got jokes, news, videos, etc.
Anyway, cutting to the chase: The two posts in question were the post on ugly ties, and the post on that idiotic woman at the store.
I’m linking to these posts for two very distinct reasons:
1) I think eatmyhamster.com is a good idea. I think it would be cool to have a repository on the internet for the funniest of funny things. Right now if you Google “jokes” you get a bunch of crap, and then something mildly funny about retards fighting sharks. I hope this site can change that to all helmet-wearing shark-fighting all the time.
2) Sometimes, I think I’m a pretty funny guy, and I’m not going to lie; I was proud of that post on ties. And frankly, that post on the woman in the store was 100% true, and I think everyone should be privy to her idiocy. I know I was stunned. So check out the links above, and maybe gimme the thumbs up if I tickled your funny bone.

dude, I think you’re funny. Sometimes.
I went and voted you a “thumbs up”. In fact, twice, but it was by accident.
(so you’re funny, but not quite that funny.)
And, IMO, those weren’t nearly your funniest.
I voted! I think you’re funny, although I have to admit that sometimes I have to stop reading because I will either embarrass myself by snorting loudly at work for no apparent reason or because I’m slightly grossed out. Neither of which is a bad thing for you, really.
So, yeah, you definitely got a thumbs-up from me.
oh you’re being funny? :)
i gave you two thumbs up. man, im like roger fucking ebert
It was the funny element that kept drawing me back here? Good to know!
I keep reading your stuff hoping you’re hot under that paper bag!
Ha! :-)
I voted too - the funny thing is though, that unless you’re a member, your vote comes up as ‘anonymous’ - so it’s almost like you’ve got an ‘anonymous army’.
Or, it just looks like you’re voting for yourself a whole bunch - HA! This tickles me. (Oo).
People don’t understand people like us, ACW. We take the mundane and breath comical life into it. We are terribly funny people in a world of blah and boring. Our light burns too hot, too bright for others to understand.
They fear what they do not understand, ACW.
Forgive them. They know not what they do.
CP.
Well, ACW, you ARE a demigod of internet comedy. (HA!)
Hey, thanks to everyone who’s checked out our site. If you have personal faves that you think should be on eatmyhamster, please come along and submit them at http://www.eatmyhamster.com/post.
Genius, it autoadded the full stop to the URL http://www.eatmyhamster.com/post
actually i think acw is more like a demiglace.
j$- HA!
ACW: Tickling funny bones since 2004.
Congrats - well deserved!
Seriously, there are retards fighting sharks jokes? Man, oh, man! I’m chuckling to myself already! Share the hilarity, where’s that link?!