ACWF and I are fast approaching our “Legally allowed to bump uglies and get a tax break for it” day, and we wanted to hear some music that we were considering for the ceremony. We’ve only heard them in snippets on Amazon, and we wanted to hear the whole songs in case we needed to give the DJ some cues as to when to start/stop the music.
So if you were drunkenly using Napster one night and thought it would be HILARIOUS to download 200 megabytes of classical music, and you happen to have one of the pieces below, and if you could email me that piece, I would really appreciate it.
Or if your dad listens to classical music so much that he’s started referring to Beethoven as “that deaf cockbag with the crazy hair”, and we could borrow a CD of his that has one of the pieces below on it, I would really appreciate it.
Or if you can control the pitch and tone of your sphincter to such a degree that Yuri Temirkanov wants you in his winds section, and you can replicate one or all of the pieces below, I would like to invite you to my wedding.
Georges Bizet- L’ Arlesienne Suite No. 2: III: Menuet: Andantino quasi Allegretto
Bach- Brandenberg Concerto No. 3 Allegro
Handel- La Rejouissance, Allegro
Seriously, I need full copies of these songs, and I don’t want to buy them from Apple.
SoulSeek, my friend. Try the classical room. ;)
Can you take a burned CD of them? I should have the Bizet and Bach. Er, I mean…my dad might.
“Legally allowed to bump uglies and get a tax break for it” day”
Akin to the best of Shaespeare’s sonnets.
I have the Bach and probably the Handel, but not in my iTunes. I could rip them tonight and email. Someone might get them to you sooner, though, so let me know.
Did you censor yourself in the post title?
I don’t know you anymore. I bet necrophilia is next to go, once you’re permenantly attached to the ol’ ball and chain.
Um, well, I’ll admit to the Bach - can’t help with the others, sorry. Gmail claims to have sent it to you.
I’m forwarding this post to my boyfriend in the hopes that it will incite him to propose with:
“Let’s get paid to bump uglies.”
*Sigh*
ACW, if I were still talking to my mother (which, sadly for you, I’m not) she’d be able to PLAY them for you at your wedding. She’s part of a quartet that plays weddings.
And she actually does have a CD, but like I said, I’m not talking to her anymore. Sorry!
I’m pretty sure I would have all of these - drop me an email if you haven’t had them all sent to you yet.
You cheap bastard.
That’s all.