Today our office is cleaning everything, and yesterday we had an off-site meeting where they surprised me with some “wedding” presents, so it’s busy around here.
Normally, this would be a joke, but I actually received:
Furry handcuffs
Edible lube
Edible underwear (with built in cod-piece)
Sex coupons
“Spin-for-sex” pin/game
and “Tiny Pecker” condoms
Neckbone, Wombat, tfg, eebmore; you know what to do: put on the clown costume, warm up the assless chaps, rent a monkey, and start cooking the bacon.
Addendum: Holy shit. Someone just broke their hand punching what they thought was a bag of shredded paper, but was actually a bag of old, metal filing shelves. I love my office.
