Comments on: I wouldn’t use those to strangle, and then forcibly sodomize, my worst enemy http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/ I saw you talkin'/ To Christopher Walken/ On my TV screen Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:51:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: wendykat http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2865 wendykat Fri, 09 Jun 2006 18:49:18 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2865 kc brings up a good point and reminds me i was going to call you a pussy for living in a house with pink carpeting. kc brings up a good point and reminds me i was going to call you a pussy for living in a house with pink carpeting.

]]> By: KC http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2860 KC Fri, 09 Jun 2006 16:00:27 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2860 I think you placed that orange/brown tie against the pink carpeting to make it look even worse. Wouldn't it have been a better presentation if you would have placed it against brown (or maybe even black) carpeting? Presentation is everything! Although, it probably wouldn't look good against any color cuz sometimes ugly is just ugly. I think you placed that orange/brown tie against the pink carpeting to make it look even worse. Wouldn’t it have been a better presentation if you would have placed it against brown (or maybe even black) carpeting? Presentation is everything! Although, it probably wouldn’t look good against any color cuz sometimes ugly is just ugly.

]]> By: Anonymous Coworker http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2851 Anonymous Coworker Fri, 09 Jun 2006 14:10:32 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2851 Monkey- I know, I hate the new ugly-stripey ones. Bliss- Good for you! Some of my coworkers wear ties for fun. I think they're idiots. Bliss- As a matter of fact, it kind of does. My cats love it. Kate- Mustard Pants it is. I'll be sure to wear it to the next blogger prom. CBK- All these ties were hand-me-downs. I've had them for ages. Except one of the stripey ones. I found that one in the street halfway through highschool. Scarlet- My grandfathers never wore ties, but I can see how these ties would make you think of them. Darth- I don't know if they still make the wooly ones. Mine are at least 15 years old. Emma- Unfotunately, I don't get the opportunity these days to wear such garish ties, but you do present an interesting idea... Madame D- Why would I burn them? It would be like burning.. uhh.. something... uh... yeah I should probably burn them. Mokie- Damn straight. Wendy- I like it too. Sort of in the way that Sloth is my favorite character in Goonies. Monkey- I know, I hate the new ugly-stripey ones.

Bliss- Good for you! Some of my coworkers wear ties for fun. I think they’re idiots.

Bliss- As a matter of fact, it kind of does. My cats love it.

Kate- Mustard Pants it is. I’ll be sure to wear it to the next blogger prom.

CBK- All these ties were hand-me-downs. I’ve had them for ages. Except one of the stripey ones. I found that one in the street halfway through highschool.

Scarlet- My grandfathers never wore ties, but I can see how these ties would make you think of them.

Darth- I don’t know if they still make the wooly ones. Mine are at least 15 years old.

Emma- Unfotunately, I don’t get the opportunity these days to wear such garish ties, but you do present an interesting idea…

Madame D- Why would I burn them? It would be like burning.. uhh.. something… uh… yeah I should probably burn them.

Mokie- Damn straight.

Wendy- I like it too. Sort of in the way that Sloth is my favorite character in Goonies.

]]> By: wendykat http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2850 wendykat Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:51:12 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2850 uhm... don't hate me for actually kinda liking that last tie... uhm… don’t hate me for actually kinda liking that last tie…

]]> By: mokiejovis http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2849 mokiejovis Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:43:07 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2849 CBK - I swear, all of those ties are ours (now his) and have all been worn, particularly in high school. CBK - I swear, all of those ties are ours (now his) and have all been worn, particularly in high school.

]]> By: MadameD http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2848 MadameD Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:42:18 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2848 I can't believe you actually still own those hideous knitted ties. I'd suggest burning them, but that would probably cause some sort of toxic reaction. Ugh. I can’t believe you actually still own those hideous knitted ties.
I’d suggest burning them, but that would probably cause some sort of toxic reaction.
Ugh.

]]> By: emma http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2847 emma Fri, 09 Jun 2006 00:26:17 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2847 The wierd thing is, I went to help a friend pick out a new tie recently and was gobsmacked to find similar ties to those of yours with diagonal stripes (in various clashing hues) were actually being presented in these trendy shops as fashionable. I guess retro grotesque is in. Ugly is the new beautiful etc. My advice, don a skin tight polyester shirt, get a mullet and wear your godawful ties with pride. The wierd thing is, I went to help a friend pick out a new tie recently and was gobsmacked to find similar ties to those of yours with diagonal stripes (in various clashing hues) were actually being presented in these trendy shops as fashionable. I guess retro grotesque is in. Ugly is the new beautiful etc. My advice, don a skin tight polyester shirt, get a mullet and wear your godawful ties with pride.

]]> By: darth http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2846 darth Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:29:18 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2846 holy crap, they still make those wooly ones? holy crap, they still make those wooly ones?

]]> By: Scarlet http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2845 Scarlet Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:13:50 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2845 This post made me miss my grandfather. This post made me miss my grandfather.

]]> By: CBK http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2844 CBK Thu, 08 Jun 2006 19:09:03 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2844 Well, I guess the "rules" of the contest don't say you can't buy ringers, but I still don't believe you have all those hideous ties in your collection. Well, I guess the “rules” of the contest don’t say you can’t buy ringers, but I still don’t believe you have all those hideous ties in your collection.

]]> By: CBK http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2843 CBK Thu, 08 Jun 2006 19:06:23 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2843 I call Shenanigans. You went to a Salvation Army and bought those monstrosities, didn't you! They're all at least hand-me-downs from 20+ years ago, which should also disqualify them. I had a green one that rivals your Big Orange Crappy, but I think I threw it away. It had white spots that looked like cameos of a guy's head wearing a Colonial Era wig. I call Shenanigans. You went to a Salvation Army and bought those monstrosities, didn’t you! They’re all at least hand-me-downs from 20+ years ago, which should also disqualify them.

I had a green one that rivals your Big Orange Crappy, but I think I threw it away. It had white spots that looked like cameos of a guy’s head wearing a Colonial Era wig.

]]> By: Kate http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2842 Kate Thu, 08 Jun 2006 18:11:35 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2842 I think you should name the ugliest ones. I nominate "Mustard Pants" for that gamboge-corn-ochre one (give my mother credit: "mustard pants" is a term she used to utter while changing my little sister's diapers). I think you should name the ugliest ones. I nominate “Mustard Pants” for that gamboge-corn-ochre one (give my mother credit: “mustard pants” is a term she used to utter while changing my little sister’s diapers).

]]> By: Neckbone http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2841 Neckbone Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:21:51 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2841 That last tie looks as if it were made from the orange Herculon couch that my college roommate used to sleep on. I always wondered what happened to that couch- does the tie smell like cat piss? That last tie looks as if it were made from the orange Herculon couch that my college roommate used to sleep on. I always wondered what happened to that couch- does the tie smell like cat piss?

]]> By: Bliss http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2840 Bliss Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:47:32 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2840 I hate ties. I've almost ceased wearing them entirely, which tweaks the partners, I'm sure. The tipping point was when I wore the same tie for 33 days in a row, and nobody said anything. I figure, if nobody's noticing, why bother? I hate ties. I’ve almost ceased wearing them entirely, which tweaks the partners, I’m sure. The tipping point was when I wore the same tie for 33 days in a row, and nobody said anything. I figure, if nobody’s noticing, why bother?

]]> By: Chunky Monkey http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2839 Chunky Monkey Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:15:20 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2839 Those striped ones are coming back in fashion - at least according to what some guys are wearing around the office here... Those striped ones are coming back in fashion - at least according to what some guys are wearing around the office here…

]]> By: mokiejovis http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/06/08/i-wouldnt-use-those-to-strangle-and-then-forcibly-sodomize-my-worst-enemy/#comment-2838 mokiejovis Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:01:11 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=899#comment-2838 The mega-ugly tie used to be mine. I think I got it from your friend Sam G when he graduated. I wore that tie as often as possible. The mega-ugly tie used to be mine. I think I got it from your friend Sam G when he graduated. I wore that tie as often as possible.

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