Just so we’re all clear, Common Wombat did this sketch for me when I was feeling sick. ——–>
In return, I’ve promised to allow his wife to come over and play “Driving” with my cats.
I guess it’s one of those, “If you scratch my back; I’ll scratch yours, and then I’ll put on the full-body, pleather cat-suit and warm up the peanut-butter.”
i did that last weekend in vegas.
you have to use the peanut butter right away because reheating doesn’t work.
i’m guessing “penny scrubber” is a euphemism for..somethin.
Okay, this totally sounds like fun and I want in, dammit.
CP.
totally true story, in college a lady friend gave me a first hand account of the effectiveness of peanut butter for such games with her family pet. with great shame she admitted pulling out the peanut butter when she was young and confused in her adolesense.
verdict: peanut butter totally sucks. she recommended regular butter. apparently peanut butter just gets stuck on the roof of the pet’s mouth, and makes them go, as she demonstrated “*SMACK SMACK SMACK!*” she then very publically, drunkedly cried. at the time, we all just sat there, beers in hand, completely stunned bumb. but I never forgot the lesson learned that night: rubbing peanut butter on your genitals for you pet to lick off totally sucks… use the regular butter.
oops “stunned dumb.”
I thought I was the only one…my thing is Chihuahua driving.
Actually reading those words makes it sound so dirty.
Nothing like having “close” friends hey anon?
I like what The Common Wombat did. That is how I pictured it in my mind. Good job. Anyone who lives in Canton has something on the ball.
Reminds me of the Beagle Machine Gun–priceless stuff
huh… so you’re back. from internet/server hell.
kewl.
That reminded me of the old SNL skit “Toonces The Driving Cat”.
Some of them were funny, until it got old.