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19 Responses to “Three hotels in three days”

1. 1 Scarlet
   May 1st, 2006 at 8:43 am

   Reminds me of that episode of Friends and the maple candy.

2. 2 tfg
   May 1st, 2006 at 9:08 am

   The distinct absence of the sanitary napkin disposal bags is giving me reason to wonder what it was you were up to in those hotel rooms.

3. 3 bryan
   May 1st, 2006 at 9:53 am

   The Gideons are going to come for you. Don’t think they won’t.

4. 4 dennis
   May 1st, 2006 at 10:51 am

   I don’t know if this is an urban lengend or not. But someone told me that sometimes the bibles in hotels has money inside them. So everytime I go into a hotel, I check to see it this is true. I haven’t found any money yet.

5. 5 Serra
   May 1st, 2006 at 11:06 am

   Usually hotel bibles have the numbers of call girls in them, so congrats on having swiped a list of the best whores in that area.

   Bibles? Seriously, dude.

6. 6 Crunchy BC
   May 1st, 2006 at 11:46 am

   Consider your Xmas shopping done in record time.

7. 7 darth
   May 1st, 2006 at 12:20 pm

   BEST.TRIP.EVER.

   i am so doing that next time.

8. 8 zenchick
   May 1st, 2006 at 1:12 pm

   hey, if you want karma points (and it’s not like we all don’t know you NEED them) you can donate the toiletries to my program. We have kids make gifts with them for people in the hospital with AIDS.
   Or, you can be shallow and keep them.
   I’m just sayin’.

9. 9 commonwombat
   May 1st, 2006 at 5:37 pm

   I think you should keep doing this for a while, and then, when you have a nice sized bible collection, take maybe 50 of them with you and leave them all in one hotel room, crammed in every available nook and cranny. The cleaning woman will think it’s a sign from god. Or maybe jump out the window. Either way, entertaining.

10. 10 CBK
    May 1st, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Nice haul! How did ACWF feel about the new schwag?

11. 11 bryan
    May 1st, 2006 at 11:09 pm

    I took a bible once- still have it.

    Usually I just take the facial soap and lotion. Maybe one of those neat little white washcloths every once in awhile.

12. 12 Rusty
    May 1st, 2006 at 11:48 pm

    The BIBLES?! You really needed to take those?! I’ve always been tempted to clean out some of the more swanky hotel rooms I’ve stayed in, but it seemed gauche. No worrying about gauche with you, though, ACW! We like you that way. Awesome haul.

13. 13 Stick
    May 1st, 2006 at 11:51 pm

    I too just made my reservations for hell.

    Creepy.

14. 14 reckless rogue
    May 2nd, 2006 at 11:27 am

    I miss mini-bars!!! My company is too cheap to put me in a room with one. Wait a minute, they NEVER send me anywhere. How about a mini-bar in my office then??

15. 15 Silver Turtle
    May 2nd, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    Because I was a bandgeek in high school, I traveled a LOT. At some point it seemed like a good idea to start collecting the “do not disturb” signs. I have international ones and everything.

16. 16 homperm
    May 3rd, 2006 at 7:30 am

    i am always taking stuff from hotels. but the bibles! new heights. or lows. either way, freakin’ awesome.

17. 17 laurie ann
    May 3rd, 2006 at 5:49 pm

    You get enough bibles and a gold sharpie, you can pull that scam that Ryan O’Neal pulls in Paper Moon. Those bible belt widows are suckers.

18. 18 FreedomGirl
    May 5th, 2006 at 10:28 pm

    I started Blaine young….now upon arriving to a hotel room, she scopes out all the good stuff and immediately stuffs it in her bag. She thinks its one of the best things about travelling. I’m so proud.

19. 19 canadian_sadie
    May 6th, 2006 at 1:30 am

    How many Bibles can one person steal before they’re eternally damned? Just wondering. I love hotel booty!