AnonymousCoworker

Right now I’m sitting the “business area” of my hotel in Long Island which basically means that I’m able to escape the musk-clad stink of gold-chain wearing Italian Sopranos wannabes. Once those dirty Eyetalians discover #### is on these things, I’m sure they’ll muscle me out of here, and I know I won’t be able to get the stains from their greasy, pizza-loving hands off of me.

All I want to do is read some of the blogs on Blogtimore.com! Lucky for me, Blogtimore aggregates many of my favorite blogs, because when I tried to access those blogs via URL or hyperlink my direct access to them was blocked.

The business center has apparently set Net Nanny into place to keep people like me from accessing sites like #####################.com, diarrheafisticufs.com, and Neckbone’s, Snay’s, and Wombat’s blogs.

And I’m not exactly sure what the problem is. I tried to get to Neckbone’s site via the link on my blog. No dice. I got a nice little e-slap on the wrist from the Net Nanny letting me know that the site I was trying to access wasn’t appropriate, so I just used the Blogtimore aggregator to find out what the problem was, and all I found was a rant about moving, lightly peppered with profanity.

So that makes me think, who the #### is the Net Nanny to decide what is and is not appropriate? It’s absolutley ####### retarded. I know Neckbone’s site is innapropriate. Why the #### else would I want to read it? I mean, it’s not so innapropriate that he has anything like an animated gif of a vagina with a swastika tattoo blasting out ping-pong balls with deadly accuracy like some sort of Nerf-gun for white-supremacist perverts at the top of each blog post. (Though if anybody did have a gif like that I think it would be hilarious.)

And it’s not like kids are running around at this hotel either. It’s boring business travelers, with boring meetings, and boring lives. Even if they were kids around at some point they have to learn that the human female vagina is capable of shotting ping-pong balls so they aren’t tricked into paying to see such an act later in life. It would be a service to the community at the very least.

So please, Net Nanny, back the motherfucking #### off, get out of my ####### business, go #### yourself, and eat a big ####### steaming pile of donkey #### you jiggle-assed, victorian, sphincter-tightening bitch-stick.

P.S. Ha ha ha! I think that last papragraph is what now prevents me from seeing my own blog. Awesome.