Thanks, everybody, for your well wishes in the previous post. I appreciate, and assure you that I’m doing all I can to drown my illness with NyQuil.
Also, I’m kinda surprised that nobody has guessed the fake spam subject line from two posts down. I guess I was craftier than I thought, either that or the spammers are just freakin’ bizarre.
I was going to put up an HILARIOUS post today, as I’m wont to do, but (ha ha, I said “but”) I’m not really feeling up to it. So I thought I would take a page from Jay’s book and do a caption contest thingy. Best caption gets a cookie.
So, right now, you have a chance to win a cookie by guessing the spammer subject line that isn’t real in the post below, and by posting the best caption to this photo:
Or, I don’t know. Maybe somebody with photoshop skills can make this image even hilariouser. Best photoshop also wins a cookie. You can email any fotochops to me.
Love, peace, chicken-grease,
ACW
An excercise that is guaranteed to improve manaua dexterity is retrieving ice cubes with your butt cheeks.
How’s this?
I have no photoshop skills (because I have no photoshop), but I am sweet with my MS paint.
“Consult your doctor before beginning any beam hop regimen. Erections lasting more than four hours are rare and you seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.”
beam hop: the appalachian pasttime of champions.
Don’t be stymied by occupied restroom stalls anymore. This excercise will teach you to maximize your urinal experience.
As our public facilities are quite filthy, use the above technique to perfect your hover.
Here you go, dude. Enjoy. And feel better.
Not a caption, but did you see the ghost in the top of the sign? Scary!
Is the “if penises could talk…” line fake? That would be my guess. The sole reason is that it is a non-fragmented, correctly spelled sentence.
i LOVE beam hop
best sport EVER!
Photoshop goes to Wombat (you seriously spent some time on that, didn’t you?)
Caption goes to tfg for the word “stymied”. Send me your addresses via email and I’ll send you a cookie.